The Diseased Lung in a Jar for services to the tobacco industry goes to film-maker TAIKA WAITITI for celebrating his 50th birthday in Ibiza in August with platters and bowls of cigarettes and “Taika” branded matches.
We know fan favourite Waititi’s preferred mode combines broad winks, his tongue in both cheeks, virtual air quotes, insouciant shrugs and ceaseless deadpannery, but still. Those things kill people! Can’t wait until some ambitious local acting luvvies with Hollywood dreams call him out on it.
The Apocalypse Now Platinum Rotorblade for Services to PTSD goes to Neighbours of the Year ALI WILLIAMS and ANNA MOWBRAY, who won approval in June for their helipad in residential Westmere.
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