Innholdsfortegnelse for 22 Apr 2021 i You South Africa

I DO love a good love story. There’s so much darkness, fear, an er and hate in the world so when there’s a story that captures two people who love each other beyond measure, I’m there for it. I’ll happily watch a romcom on any day and relish a fictional story where the characters brave through every obstacle to find each other in the end. And even better if that tale of togetherness is based on a real-life romance. I thought of the power of enduring love again as I read through the beautiful story our team put together on Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth’s marriage. My parents aren’t anywhere near the age of 70 so getting my head around 73 years of marriage required some work! Imagine loving someone…

I’m a 58-year-old man who recently opted for early retirement. The corporate world I served for 33 years would probably be considered fast-moving, exciting, high-profile, social and glamorous (perhaps even sexy). I have travelled the world, stayed in the poshest hotels, played on some of the best golf courses and met numerous celebrities. A lot of it still seems surreal. Besides doing the lion’s share of raising our children, my wife also set up a signage business at home some 22 years ago. After I retired, we decided I would assist her in her business, more on the financial side and some technical aspects, as well as help around the house with basic chores. While I’ve always sung her praises about her business, I always considered it to be a…

1966 “British women can’t cook.” 1981 “Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they’re unemployed.” – Said during the devastating 1981 recession. 1986 “If you stay here much longer you’ll all be slittyeyed.” – Said to a group of British students during a royal visit to China. 1999 “Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.” – Speaking to a group of deaf people in Cardiff who were standing near a steel band. 2001 “You’re too fat to be an astronaut.” – Said to 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space. 2002 “Still throwing spears? – Said to an Aborigine during a visit to Australia. 2010 “Do you work in a strip club?” – Said to…

COAT CASUAL MELISSA MCCARTHY (50) APPLE BODY SHAPE If you have a heavier midsection with a wide torso and broad shoulders, you’re apple shaped like movie maven Melissa McCarthy. Embrace your shape with flattering options such as vests, coats or jackets that stop at the hip or just below the upper thigh. Opt for A-line coats, straight knee-length trench coats, ponchos and capes. MIX IT UP  Melissa doesn’t shy away from colour-blocking. Accentuate your waist with a high-waisted pleated skirt with your coated look. TIP Wearing A-line or empire silhouettes will elongate your midsection without clinging to your body. RELAXED PREPPY OPRAH WINFREY (67) CELLO BODY SHAPE Talk-show queen Oprah is the perfect example of the cello body type – a bottom-heavy hourglass figure, like the musical instrument. Cellos have…

MY HUSBAND IS SO GRUMPY WHEN HE’S AT HOME Q I’ve noticed a change in my husband over the past two years, after he was promoted at work and started going on regular business trips away from home. He has changed from a charming man to someone who’s grumpy and critical all the time when he’s home. I know it only happens at home because when we socialise with our friends, he’s still the same charming person. We used to have a wonderful sex life but now he’s perpetually tired and is no longer interested in sex. He also comes home late very often, and dresses differently than he used to. It’s almost as if he wants to “redo” himself with his grooming. What is happening? He’s 40 years old…

Fancy yourself a joker? Email original jokes to chuckles@you.co.za or send them to Chuckles, YOU, PO Box 7167, Roggebaai 8012, and we may publish them on this page. EXPENSIVE DIET A group of prosperous businessmen are dining at a top restaurant inside a gambling resort. “You look like you’re losing weight,” remarks one to another. “I should be!” the man replies. “I went on one of those high-protein diets, nothing but expensive steaks and chops. And you won’t believe it, in just two weeks I lost R3 000.” DIRT DISGUISE Little Johnny comes home covered in dirt, and asks his mother, “Who am I?” Thinking this is a new game, she says, “I don’t know. Who are you?” “Wow!” little Johnny cries. “Mrs Matthews was right. She said I’m so…

CHEMTRAILS Fans and critics have welcomed her seventh album, which follows her 2019 Grammy-nominated record, Norman F*****g Rockwell. Produced by Jack Antonoff, her new release features a blend of influences. As the 35-year-old singer says, “We knew what Norman was, but with Chemtrails it was like, ‘Is this new folk? Or are we going country?’ Now that it’s done I feel really good about it.” It’s produced three singles so far: the title track, Let Me Love You Like a Woman and White Dress, about a time before fame when she “was 19, working as a waitress and listening to White Stripes and Kings of Leon”. CHANNELLING JONI She covers her idol Joni Mitchell’s 1970 classic For Free – a song, she says, that means “everything” to her. “The way…

MEDITATING WITH RHINOS By HELENA KRIEL Melinda Ferguson Books After leaving her husband, Helena Kriel – a screenwriter based in Los Angeles – hits a low point. She returns home to Joburg and ends up volunteering at a sanctuary for orphaned baby rhinos. While helping a traumatised rhino, she discovers she can use the ancient technique of meditation to silently communicate with the distressed animal and get him to drink milk for the first time in days. Over time, her spiritual connection with the rhinos deepens. But Helena realises that what's really needed to make a difference is money – and lots of it. And so she returns to LA and uses her connections to raise money to ensure the safety of the rhinos. This powerful, yet gentle and contemplative…

HOWTOSAYIT: in-suh-juhn-see An insurgency is an active revolt or uprising by a group within a country that aims to overthrow the government. Around the world many insurgencies occur with members often using violence to back their causes. The word appears from the mid-18th century in French and Latin sources of “insurgere”, meaning to rise. BY THE NUMBERS 22 The number of mummified ancient Egyptian royals that were recently moved during the Pharaohs’ Golden Parade in Cairo, Egypt. Among them was King Ramses II, one of the most famous pharaohs. The mummies were moved from the Egyptian Museum in Tahrir Square to the new National Museum of Egyptian Civilization in the city. 2032 The year when South Korea and North Korea want to host the Olympic Games together. The relationship…

EVERYWHERE he and his wife go, people gawk at them – but Winston Clements couldn’t care less. In fact, he welcomes the stares and gapes from strangers. “Things like that don’t bother me – I’ve always loved being the centre of attention,” he quips. And that’s something he’s received a lot of over the years as a result of a health condition. Winston was born with osteogenesis imperfecta, a rare disorder that causes his bones to be extremely fragile and vulnerable to breaking. The condition, also known as brittle bone disorder, has stunted 34-year-old Winston’s growth too – he’s just under 1m tall. In his lifetime he’s suffered 200 excruciating bone fractures and was expected to live a life of isolation and pain – but that all changed when a…

NO PLAIN JANE At 70, (Have You Heard, 25 March), Jane Seymour has every reason to be inordinately proud of her youthful looks and figure. She can really give women in their 40s and 50s a serious run for their money. My mother, who died when she was 80, had the smoothest, softest, wrinkle-free skin and could easily have been mistaken for someone in her 60s. When we were younger, people mistook us for sisters – something I experienced with my daughter and she in turn with her daughter. BEV, EMAIL ESKOM’S MAMMOTH TASK The person who believes that we must remain angry about loadshedding (YOU Say, 8 April) is not doing anybody any favours. Being angry about something one can do nothing about is counterproductive. The people in charge…

I agree with E Van Heerden that we should give Meghan a break (YOU Say, 8 April). It’s annoying that she is blamed for what happened without people having been privy to what really transpired behind closed doors or, better still, having walked in her shoes! Unlike with Kate, Meghan was “othered” right from the start and I applaud Harry for taking steps he deemed necessary to protect his beautiful family. FAITH SAMAAI, BELLVILLE My mom and I love reading Peter Bachtis’ comments. Thank you for allowing his voice regularly. JOAN MOUTON, EMAIL Is it just me or do other people also get frustrated when you call the help centre and the automated voice says press 1 for this and 2 for that and no matter how many times they…

THE last thing she remembered was how very cold it was when she was wheeled into the operating theatre for an emergency C-section. Next thing she woke up, confused and disoriented at being in a hospital room with a nurse trying to hand something to her. Between those two moments, two months had passed. In that time Mbali Mbatha had given birth to a healthy baby girl – and made history as the first recipient of a Covid-19-related lung transplant. But Mbali (27) knew nothing about it until she was brought out of a medically induced coma in February. She gave birth on 1 December and remembers how scared she was. “I felt so alone – my husband couldn’t be with me and I didn’t even get to see my…

THIS can’t be right, she thought. How could her eight-month-old baby be having a stroke? Surely it had to be a mistake? But as Amber Benjamin soon discovered, there was no error. Her baby boy, Blaine, had indeed had a stroke and now faces a lifetime of medical treatment. Her son was a strong, healthy and happy baby, Amber tells YOU. Then in December last year he developed a fever. The right side of his body went limp and the right half of his face was contorted. Amber’s father, Franklin (57), recognised what had happened. He himself had a stroke when he was in his 20s and he suspected that’s what had happened to Blaine. Amber (24), a law enforcement officer who lives with her parents in Hawston, near Hermanus…

If you’re struggling to save, there are steps you can take to get into the habit. Here are three simple savings challenges that don’t require you to set aside massive amounts of money. THE 52-WEEK MONEY CHALLENGE With this plan, you save a little more each week than you did the previous week. For example, if you saved R10 in the first week, you save R20 in the second week. By Week 5 you’ll be setting aside R50 and so forth – until, by the end of the year, you’ll have saved R13 780. As you’re saving weekly, it’ll become easier to make a habit of it. For many people it’s also simpler to save weekly instead of setting aside a large amount of money once a month. How to…

THURSDAY ■ 4.3.2.1. ★★★ 2010, 117 min, 16, e.tv, 00:00. Crime thriller. Four friends encounter a gang of thieves and soon find themselves roped into a diamond heist. Emma Roberts, Tamsin Egerton. ■ THE WEDDING DO OVER ★★★ 2018, 90 min, PG, e.tv, 02:05. Romantic comedy. A wedding planner has to work with her ex-fiancé to give her cousin the nuptials of her dreams. Nicole Gale Anderson, Parker Young. ■ MONEY PLANE ★★ 2020, 82 min, 16, M-Net, 02:40. Action. A professional thief must rob a high-tech airplane casino to pay off his debts and save his family. Adam Copeland, Denise Richards. ■ LOVE AT SUNSET TERRACE ★★★ 2020, 90 min, PG13, M-Net, 04:20. Romantic drama. Feeling burnt out because of her demanding job, a woman rents a place from…

CHEMICAL HEARTS Romantic drama. When withdrawn 17-year-old Grace (Lili Reinhart) moves to a new town, self-proclaimed romantic Henry (Austin Abrams) is immediately drawn to her. After Henry and Grace are chosen to co-edit the school paper, they grow closer and Henry, longing for that once-in-a-lifetime connection, falls in love with her. But a past traumatic experience has changed Grace and her emotional recovery defines the landscape of their new relationship. If you’ve enjoyed dramas based on young adult books such as Five Feet Apart, All the Bright Places, and The Spectacular Now, then this dark and poignant piece depicting teens dealing with trauma, loss and heartbreak is for you. It’s based on the novel Our Chemical Hearts by Krystal Sutherland. Reinhart (Riverdale) and Adams (Dash & Lily) deliver great performances…

VARIOUS ARTISTS Coming 2 America A cover of Prince and The New Power Generation’s Gett Off by Teyana Taylor, Jermaine Fowler and Brandon Rogers sets the tone for the soundtrack of the sequel to Eddie Murphy’s 1988 hit movie. Plenty of contemporary R&B and hip-hop artists are featured, including Bobby Sessions, who teams up with Megan Thee Stallion; John Legend featuring Nile Rodgers; as well as ’80s and ’90s hitmakers like Public Enemy featuring Ice-T; En Vogue and Salt-N-Pepa; empress of soul Gladys Knight; and SA’s own Mi Casa with their track These Streets. Other featured African artists include Nigeria’s Tiwa Savage and Burna Boy. Several of the 12 tracks have a distinct new-jack-swing vibe (mash-up of R&B and hip-hop from the late eighties and nineties), which is probably appropriate…

WALES MEDIEVAL TREASURE FOUND Gold and silver coins, rings and personal items found in Powys, Wales, have been officially declared medieval treasure. The items, found by members of the public with metal detectors, are believed to have belonged to wealthy families centuries ago. Once declared as treasure, the items are valued and sold to museums – the selling price goes to the finder as a reward. GALAPAGOS ISLANDS NEWBORN TORTOISES SAVED Airport officials in the Galapagos Islands have recovered 185 newborn tortoises from smugglers. The animals were found wrapped in plastic in a suitcase, and were being smuggled out of Galapagos Ecological Airport. A few of them didn’t survive the ordeal. Galapagos giant tortoises are the largest in the world and are native to the World Heritage site islands situated…

SHE weighed roughly the size of a squirrel. Her eyes and ears were fused shut. Her only sense of the world around her came from smell, and her nose led her in one direction: towards the gravity and heat of her mother, a 272kg polar bear named Aurora. Their den was made of cinder block, painted white and illuminated by a single red bulb in the ceiling. The floor was piled high with straw. The air, heavy with captive musk and kept artificially cool to mimic the Arctic, was pierced periodically by the cries of Nora, a pink-and-white wriggling ball of polar bear, tucked into the folds of her mother’s fur. Around 9am on Nora’s sixth day, Aurora rose, stretched and ambled out of the den. The cub was completely…

‘DNA PHENOTYPING RESEARCH WAS ALREADY HAPPENING BEHIND CLOSED LABORATORY DOORS’ YOU take the final sip of your takeaway coffee, toss the cardboard cup in a nearby bin and walk away without giving it another thought. But as soon as you’re gone, a stranger emerges from the shadows and fishes your cup from the bin. A few months later you’re attending an art exhibition and there, on display for everyone in the gallery to see, is a 3D sculpture of your face. It may sound far-fetched but this is exactly what American artist and bio-hacker Heather Dewey-Hagborg is doing. In an intersection of art and science, she uses DNA found on discarded chewing gum, cigarette butts and coffee cups to construct the faces of people she’s never met. It’s a complicated…

BOITY THULO has much to celebrate with the recent launch of her own range of alcoholic and non-alcoholic sparkling fruit beverages. The 30-year-old entertainer is certainly owning her throne: she also has a haircare and perfume range under her belt. Boity practically grew up in the limelight but there’s still a thing or two you might not know about her. We asked the rapper and businesswoman to tell us three truths and one lie about herself. Can you tell fact from fiction? SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THE FIB 1 I used to have a poster of Usher on my ceiling so that he’d be the first thing I see when I wake up. 2 Maps and I have been planning our secret wedding for the past few months 3…

‘Roger is a big child – it’s going to be like having two little kids in the house’ 5FM DJ ROGER GOODE and his wife, KYLA, are looking forward to becoming parents in a few months’ time. “As soon as the baby is born, we’re going to have a photograph of five generations of women – the baby, Kyla, her mother, grandmother and great-grandmother,” Roger says. The couple has been trying to conceive for years and after a dreadful 2020 – Kyla suffered a miscarriage and contracted Covid-19 – discovering they were pregnant was just the good news they needed. At first Roger was fearful about having a daughter because of gender-based violence, but now he’s thrilled to be joining the girl-dad club. “She’ll be watching to see how I…

When JOJO SIWA first came out in January she wasn’t ready to label her sexuality. Now, appearing on the cover of People magazine, the 17-year-old YouTube sensation describes herself as “technically” pansexual. Pansexuality is defined as a “sexual, romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity”. JoJo also revealed that she and girlfriend KYLIE PREW (18) started out as friends after meeting on a cruise ship in 2019. Things turned romantic a year later. “I told her my spiel that I tell everyone when they ask me my life story,” JoJo recalls of their initial meeting. “She goes, ‘I could’ve googled that. You just told me about your career. I want to know about you’. I was like, ‘No one’s ever asked me that before’.”…

I’m writing this letter with a broad smile on my face. Last year my family and I had to move from our home of 17 years to a new, better house. Although I was happy to be moving, my heart was sore as I was leaving my favourite mango tree behind. If it was possible, I would have transplanted the tree to my new place. I couldn’t believe I’d no longer harvest mangoes every season. As I was eating my last mangoes before we left, I decided to pocket three seeds. When we arrived at the new house I planted the seeds in the garden and began to water them four times a week. On the fifth week, after nearly giving up, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw…

MUSHROOM DUMPLINGS IN HEARTY BROTH MAKES 18-24 DUMPLINGS PREPARATION: 30 MIN COOKING: 25-30 MIN DUMPLINGS 15ml (1T) oil 1 small white or red onion, chopped 2 garlic cloves, chopped 250g mixed exotic mushrooms, chopped handful baby spinach, chopped 18-24 readymade wonton wrappers BROTH 15ml (1T) oil 5ml (1t) sesame oil (optional) 1 onion, sliced 2 spring onions, chopped 10cm fresh ginger, peeled and cut into matchsticks 2 garlic cloves, peeled and bruised 1-2 chillies, chopped 4 brown mushrooms, sliced 500ml (2c) chicken or vegetable stock 15ml (1T) soy sauce 5ml (1t) fish sauce 5ml (1t) brown sugar 5ml (1t) rice vinegar 100g bean sprouts (optional) handful fresh baby spinach to serve 1 Dumplings Heat the oil in a pan and fry the onion and garlic until soft. Add the mushrooms…

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■ A couple who uses the ‘we’ word = a couple that’s more in sync. Also, these couples are usually better able to resolve conflict. The study, from California-based researchers, discovered that couples who emphasise their separateness by regularly using words such as I, me and you instead of we are more likely to be unhappy in their relationship. ■ A couple who splits the housework = a happy couple. This is according to a Canadian study, which found that if each partner takes on between 40 to 60% of the housework and childcare, as well as sharing responsibility for earning money, they wind up happier. ■ A couple who have more in common are more likely to last the distance. Opposites might attract but in the long run it…

TAURUS 20 APR – 20 MAY DON’T KEEP FEELINGS BOTTLED UP With a bunch of planets in your sign this week, you’re sure to be the focus of attention. Your usual steady and calm demeanour might not be in place, so be sure to prepare yourself for the unexpected. Emotions might run high in a relationship around the time of the full moon, but it’s always better to express your feelings rather than to suppress them. If you feel that you require more freedom in any part of your life, acknowledge that need. YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS 38, 48, 27, 9, 3, 11 GEMINI 21 MAY – 20 JUNE Most of what you’re planning for this week probably has to happen behind the scenes. You don’t have to be secretive, but…

STRUGGLING AFTER STAR WARS The 29-year-old was born in London and landed her big break in 2015, playing Rey in the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Daisy says after The Rise of Skywalker, the final film in the series, premiered in December 2019, job offers dried up and she feared she’d never work again. “The hilarious thing is that even Judi Dench, who’s literally one of the greatest actresses living, said she still gets those moments of, ‘Oh my God! Am I ever going to work?’” Daisy said. Her fears were exacerbated by the Covid-19 pandemic that brought the world to a standstill. Last year she lent her voice to the video game 12 Minutes, opposite X-Men actor James McAvoy, and appeared in Islanders, an audio play. But things are picking…

TALLULAH  Comedy drama. Two out-of-control planets collide when street urchin Tallulah (Elliot Page), and reluctant middle-aged mom Carolyn (a delicious Tammy Blanchard) meet in a hotel in New York, when Tallulah steals food just as Carolyn opens the door. Mistaking Tallulah for a housekeeper, Carolyn asks the teen to look after her toddler, Maddy (played by twins Evangeline and Liliana Ellis), while she prepares for another night of partying. Tallulah decides to “save” Maddy and takes her to the rundown van in which she and boyfriend Nico (Evan Jonigkeit) travelled America. Nico has left her and gone home to his mother, Margo (Mom’s Allison Janney), and when Carolyn calls the cops, a panicked Tallulah shows up at Margo’s flat, claiming Maddy is Nico’s child. If you enjoyed movies like Juno…

AGRICULTURE is enormously important in South Africa. Our farmers produce a large portion of the country’s export products and contribute greatly to the local economy, especially as a source of employment. But due to water constraints, unpredictable weather and a shortage of available land, agriculture as an industry can be unpredictable. Although 37,9% (46,6 million hectares) of South Africa’s surface area (122,5 million hectares) is used for farming, only about 6% (7,6 million hectares) of SA’s surface area is arable land used for crop production by commercial farmers, while about 29% (36,5 million hectares) is used as grazing land for livestock. Yet SA’s diverse climate regions – from subtropical to Mediterranean to semi-desert – means a large variety of agricultural products can be produced here. EMPLOYMENT In 2020, about 865…

1 “Stars and stripes” is the nickname of the flag of which country? 2 According to the book by Dr Seuss, who stole Christmas? 3 What’s the name given to a baby goat? 4 What is the most widely spoken language in Brazil? 5 How many milligrams make a gram? SOURCES: NPR.ORG, TRAVELLER.COM.AU, SPACE.COM, EDITION.CNN.COM, BBC.COM, EARTHSKY.ORG, ALJAZEERA.COM, SAHISTORY.ORG.ZA, FORBES.COM, VOANEWS.COM, NEWS24.COM…

With proper bear companionship, Nora’s mental health improved and she was able to come off her antidepressants and tranquillisers. Now, with plans afoot to move Hope to a Chicago Zoo for mating, Nora is preparing to return to Oregon Zoo to be the first inhabitant of its new Polar Passage habitat where she’ll be able to play in piles of ice and swim in two huge saltwater pools. Another female will join her later in the year. It’s estimated that there are currently around 300 polar bears in zoos worldwide. They can never be released because they wouldn’t be able to cope in the wild. Although it’s not ideal for them to be in captivity, Steven Amstrup, chief scientist at Polar Bears International, says that with the species facing extinction…

■ Here’s an easy way to “uncork” your spine without leaving the chair. Sit at your desk and place your feet flat on the floor. Take a bottle of water or a pencil and grip it between your knees. Sit up straight and give yourself a bear hug with your arms. Now turn your spine and shoulders to the left but turn your head and look to the right. Don’t turn your hips – grip that bottle or pencil tight! Then switch sides. Repeat this in a slow rhythmic way 10 or 15 times on each side. ■ Lie on your back in bed or on the floor and place your hands on your rib cage. Bend both knees slightly, keeping your feet on the floor, and touch your knees…

PICTURES of them are usually all milky and silky with complexions as creamy and unblemished as a baby doll’s. Glossy hair; luscious lips; tanned, toned and taut bodies put on display for their millions of fans. So when a picture of Khloé Kardashian emerged, unfiltered and unPhotoshopped, it quickly went viral. How absolutely normal she looks, many pointed out – with some saying she looked better than the fake version she usually posts to her social media accounts. But Khloé was having none of it. Within moments her team were hard at work to scrub the image off the internet and threatened legal action against anyone who continued to share it. The image was shared without Khloé’s permission, Tracy Romulus, chief marketing officer for KKW Brands, says. “The colour-edited photo…

Actor CRAIG URBANI loves his new role as a laid-back bar owner in popular M-Net telenovela Legacy. He describes his character as a fun guy who also plays a fatherly role to his young employees. “We’re similar in that we handle situations with a bit of laughter,” Craig says of the character. “I’ve also worked in a bar before and he owns one, so I guess that’s another similarity,” he says. Craig (49) is a real-life doting dad to daughter GENNA-LEIGH KALTENBRUNN (14). “There’s no textbook when it comes to parenting and I’ve certainly made many mistakes,” he says. “But I’ve always tried to be present, be perceptive to what she’s thinking, feeling or going through.” Father and daughter share a love for the arts and enjoy watching movies and…

PEARL THUSI posted this saucy selfie. The actress is in Thailand filming scenes for season two of the Netflix superhero show Wu Assassins. JANEZ VERMEIREN had the holiday of a lifetime in the Maldives. The TV personality enjoyed the island escape with wife JULIANA VASCONCELOS and their two kids. “The iconic Haali Bar with its magical sandbanks is the perfect spot to chill,” he captioned this snap. TV personality ANELE MDODA enjoyed some downtime in Zimbali, KwaZulu-Natal. “The chronicles of holidaying in Zimbali with no golf cart and no private chef,” she captioned the pic.…

Seems reality TV stars KENDRA WILKINSON and HOLLY MADISON are nowhere near burying the hatchet. Kendra (35) spoke out after Holly (41), who co-starred with her and Bridget Marquardt (47) in The Girls of the Playboy Mansion, implied she and Kendra don’t speak anymore. Holly also insinuated that Kendra had lied when she said she wasn’t intimate with Hugh, who died in 2017 aged 91, before moving into the Playboy Mansion at the age of 18. Podcast host Alexandra Cooper referred to Kendra’s 2014 statement after Holly claimed that in order to move into the mansion, the women were required to have sex with Hugh first. “I’m not trying to slut-shame anybody or anything, but nobody ever got asked to move in unless they’d slept with him,” Holly replied. After…

Actor PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER (27) seems to be making an effort to develop a relationship with his half-brother, JOSEPH BAENA (23). The pair were recently spotted working out together in Santa Monica, California. In 2011 Arnie’s wife, journalist Maria Shriver, filed for divorce after finding out that the Terminator actor had fathered a child, Joseph, with their housekeeper, Mildred Baena (now 60), in 1997. Arnie (73) and Maria (65) have four kids, Patrick; Katherine (31); Christina (29); and Christopher (23), who was born just five days before Joseph.…