TOUGH MICE
Three mice are sitting at the bar bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!”
The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a mouse trap and I bit it apart!”
Then the third mouse gets up and says, “Later guys, I’m off home to harass the cat.”
SAFETY FIRST?
While sport fishing, a tourist capsizes his boat. He can swim, but his fear of stingrays keeps him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old man standing on the shore, the tourist shouts, “Are there any stingrays around here?”
“Nah,” the old man shouts back, “they haven’t been around for years!”
“Feeling safe, the tourist starts swimming unhurriedly towards the…