Innholdsfortegnelse for 25-Aug-16 i You South Africa

To Junebud (YOU Say, 11 August) and all those moaning because Rhythm City, 7de Laan and Isidingo are in the same time slot – theres an easy solution: watch Rhythm City each night and catch the 7de Laan and Isidingo omnibus over the weekend. Problem solved! AMANDA JOHNSON, ALBERTON Medals aside, South Africa’s Olympic team win hands down for the biggest, ugliest, shabbiest tracksuits that have ever been worn at an Olympic event. MGG, SMS I’ve seen old-age homes working tirelessly to raise funds. This is my solution: when a retirement home needs funds to care for the frail and elderly, the government must give them a grant of a billion rand. When the defence force needs funds for a bomber, it can hold a fête. MARIE DIXON, PIETERMARITZBURG Here…

SOUTH Africa has a big problem, one so weighty it’s being scrutinised in the highest corridors of power in the land. A staggering 70 percent of women and a third of men in South Africa are overweight or obese. And according to the Heart and Stroke Foundation, South Africa has the highest overweight and obesity rates in sub-Saharan Africa. This reality is what’s behind the sugar tax that will come into effect on 1 April next year. The link between sugar intake and obesity has been well documented and finance minister Pravin Gordhan has decided to slap a 20 percent tax on sugar-sweetened beverages to make South Africans think twice about buying them – hopefully leading to a decrease in sugar consumption and a lower obesity rate. When it comes…

SWEET POTATO CHICKEN WITH GREEN BEANS SERVES 4 Preparation: 15 min Cooking: 1 hour 4-6 chicken pieces salt and freshly ground pepper 15 ml (1 T) olive oil 15 ml (1 T) butter 2 onions, chopped 2 garlic cloves, crushed 250 ml (1 c) chicken stock 250 ml (1 c) water 4 sweet potatoes, cut into chunks TO SERVE 500 g green beans 1 Season the chicken with salt and pepper. Heat the oil and butter in a large saucepan and brown the chicken on both sides. Remove from the saucepan and set aside. 2 Fry the onions and garlic in the same saucepan until caramelised. Add the stock and chicken and simmer for 30 minutes. Add the water as soon as the stock has evaporated. 3 Add the sweet…

LIPGLOSS is back in the spotlight. It seems we’re no longer wary of shine; in fact a bit of sheen is the in thing on the lips and face. New formulations make lipgloss less sticky, you don’t have to reapply so often, it gives an instant shine to lips and is easy to apply. GOOD TO KNOW Don’t rely on lipgloss to get rid of dry and flaking skin on your lips – always first exfoliate using a warm, damp cloth. It’s okay to use a lip balm as a base. Lip balm is gentle on the lips and some brands also offer various factors of sun protection. WHY WE LOVE IT Just like lip balm, lipgloss often smells good. It can taste good too. Similar to highlighting the face…

THE cardigan is perfect for layering and great to team with denims. It’s designed in a simple ribbed stitch with a fashionable deep V-neckline. MEASUREMENT To fit 75 (85;95;105;115;125) cm Actual measurements when slightly stretched 80 (90;100;110;120;130) cm Length to back neck 49 (50;53,5;52,5;56;56) cm Sleeve seam 45 cm MATERIALS Note: this garment was designed in Berroca Karma, an imported yarn that’s available online. It’s a super chunky yarn made of cotton which is loosely spun and has 61 m per 50 g ball. See the yarn notes on the next page. 10 (11;13;14;16;18) x 50 g balls Berroca Karma in Prussian Blue 8 mm knitting needles 4 large buttons Dressmaking pins Tapestry needle YARN NOTES If you’re unable to obtain the recommended yarn used in this design you can…

You don’t necessarily have to abstain from alcohol completely. Enjoying your favourite tipple is fine if you’re able to do it in a way that’s not compulsive. But if you answer yes to any of these questions, it’s probably time to reassess your drinking habits: The thought of going to a party and not having a drink makes you anxious. The first thing you do every day when you get home is pour a glass of wine or other alcoholic beverage. The thought of going without alcohol for a full week makes you uncomfortable.…

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one’ – AMERICAN HUMORIST ERMA BOMBECK EMOTIONAL BUYERS You’re always out shopping. Do you really need these things or does buying make you feel good? If you shop because it fulfils an emotional need you might need help. Instead of going shopping when you feel down, visit a friend with a sunny disposition. Shopping for emotional reasons could cost you a packet and won’t solve your problems. Do you reward yourself for working hard? Make sure you can afford it so you don’t end up in debt. SALES Buying a bargain you don’t need is an expensive mistake! That 40 percent off might sound good…

NERD ALERT Before he became famous Chris studied English for a year at the University of Leeds in the United Kingdom. In 2002 he graduated from the University of California in America with a degree in English. THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING Chris, who turns 36 soon, is again Captain James T Kirk in the latest offering in the hugely popular Star Trek franchise, Star Trek Beyond. He says Kirk has evolved since the first time he played the part. “He’s not a young man anymore. He’s a leader and his priorities and motivations have changed. He’s thinking to himself, ‘Now that I don’t need to be like my dad, what else is there?’ ” THENAME, THEFANS HIS FULL NAME IS CHRISTOPHER WHITELAW PINE AND HE GREW UP…

MOST of us enjoy eating, but the taste of food isn’t the real reason we eat. We need the energy and nutrients food gives us to grow, move, learn and play. Every life form on earth needs energy to survive. Different organisms need one another for energy. We call this a food chain because every organism is a link in the chain of survival. Here’s how it works. A FOOD WEB Animals can be part of more than one food chain. An owl, for instance, can eat a mouse and a snake, and a snake also eats mice. Predators can eat various smaller animals which in turn could eat different plants. The various animals are therefore all linked in a way, and these food chains are collectively known as a…

He might be a beast on the rugby field but Springbok and Lions rugby player LIONEL MAPOE (28) is a big old softie when it comes to his five-month-old daughter, ZARAH. The cute tot is clearly in charge in the Mapoe household as Lionel refers to her as “the boss lady” in one of his Instagram posts. We pinned the rugby centre down for some rapid-fire questions. 5 minutes to make something to eat – what’s it going to be? Scrambled eggs – one of the things I like to make! 4 things you can’t live without? My Puma rugby boots, sneakers, caps – and my family! 3 people you’d like to go for a drink with? Drake, Muhammad Ali and Rick Ross. 2 places you’d…

After coming down with tonsillitis, actress-DJ RUBY ROSE (30) was forced to cancel a few of her upcoming appearances. But instead of sympathising, some chose to criticise the Orange Is The New Black actress, forcing her to defend herself online. @RUBYROSE Tonsillitis and unable to fly because of the pain it’s causing my ears :( means no more shows and I have to stay put before returning home :( Sorry guys. I didn’t even know you could get tonsillitis after like, 16. @RUBYROSE Woke up in a bed of sweat. Dreamt I was in the sun getting too hot, then swimming . . . Not the same. Was just overheating and lying in a wet bed. Send ginger, soup and my mother or someone else’s mother :( @RUBYROSE Because this…

DIDN’T you just feel like wrapping yourself in a South African flag this week? It’s been super amazing to see the achievements of our athletes in Rio. Even more remarkable is that many of the men and women who have competed at the Olympics this year have had to overcome what seems like insurmountable obstacles to get to the podium. Yet like the true heroes they are they persevered and there have been so many moments that had our hearts bursting with pride since the Games began. Get some tissues ready before you turn to our article on page 10 – it’s one of the most heart-warming stories you’ll read this year. I’m not particularly athletic so I salute all our athletes who spent the past four years sacrificing, putting…

MANY South Africans have sat down with family or friends to enjoy mouthwatering KFC chicken. KFC staff in more than 800 restaurants across SA have been highly trained to make sure you enjoy the same delicious taste every time. SA’s favourite chicken restaurant now guarantees that if any customer isn’t fully satisfied with the quality and taste of their meal, it will be replaced. It’s called the Taste Guarantee promise. HOW CAN KFC GUARANTEE GREAT TASTE? The great quality chicken you enjoy is the best available in the country – it’s sourced from the same local chicken farms that supply South Africa’s premium retailers. All the fresh ingredients are locally sourced and delivered three times a week to guarantee freshness. All products are dated and held for a limited time…

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To give yourself extra motivation in the beginning, reward yourself for getting through an evening or social gathering without an alcoholic drink. Treat yourself with whatever you want – chocolates, a slice of cake, a bubble bath – but only for the first few weeks. If you’re consistently rewarding yourself with something like chocolate you could just end up creating another bad habit. Besides, as you become more comfortable with abstaining from alcohol you won’t need the extra incentive. Waking up with a clear head will probably be reward enough.…

ZOOTROPOLIS 2016. 108 min. PG. Animated adventure. R129* Disney Animation Studios’ revival under Pixar co-founder John Lasseter continues with its 55th animated feature, a vibrant, inventive and emotionally resonant film that ranks among its best. Resourceful bunny Judy Hopps (voiced by Ginnifer Goodwin) becomes the first rabbit cop in Zootropolis, a giant city populated by a variety of mammals. Struggling to stand out among all the rhinos, bears and elephants in the police force, Judy decides to take on the case of a missing otter no one else can be bothered to. When a clue leads her to con artist fox Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman), she blackmails him into helping her. Starting with Mickey Mouse, Disney has had huge success with cute anthropomorphised animals but with Lasseter’s input Zootropolis (also…

THE KEPT WOMAN By KARIN SLAUGHTER, Century Thriller writer Karin Slaughter took a two-year break from her Will Trent series to write two great standalone novels – Cop Town and Pretty Girls – and it’s definitely time to catch up with Will, an agent with the Georgia Bureau of Investigation (GBI). In the eighth book in the series, Will is on a new case with partner Faith Mitchell, boss Amanda Wagner and girlfriend Sara Linton, a paediatrician who’s now the medical examiner with the GBI. But Will’s troubled and dangerous estranged wife, Angie Polaski, is also back. The body of a retired cop, Dale Harding, is found at the abandoned construction site of an Atlanta nightclub. Harding has a reputation for being crooked and the building belongs to a celebrity…

FAMOUS BIRTHDAYS A VIRGO AT HOME . . . Has tidy drawers and organised cupboards. Makes for a parent who instils neatness and cleanliness in their children. Spends hours cleaning, spitting and polishing. Is the worrier of the family. Could be a nagging parent and likes a clutter-free space. Enjoys helping with house chores from a young age. VIRGO AUG 23 – SEP 22 Go with the flow when Mercury is in retrograde Your planet, Mercury, turns retrograde in your sign this week, which could throw a spanner in the works in many areas of your life. But this occurrence has its upsides too. Whilst plans can go wrong and delays might disrupt your routine, it’s a good time to re-think and accordingly re-organise your life. This applies to your…

STEP 1 HEAT THE MILK Slowly heat the milk in a stainless steel pot until it reaches 38 °C. Remove from the heat. STEP 2 ADD THE RENNET Once you’ve removed the milk from the heat, add the two teaspoons of liquid rennet. Mix well and leave it to stand for 15 minutes. The milk will separate into curds at the top and whey at the bottom. ABOUT CURDS AND WHEY Curds are a dairy product caused by acidity (such as rennet) in which milk proteins tangle into solid masses called curds. The remaining liquid is called whey. STEP 3 DRAINING TIME Now it’s time to drain the curds (to form the cheese) from the whey. Line a colander with a big double-layered piece of clean muslin or cheesecloth. Using…

NEXT time you’re on the school run drumming your fingers in rush-hour traffic, spare a thought for 15 children from a remote clifftop village in China. There are no zebra crossings or scholar patrols for them – to get to school these kids, aged between six and 15, must scale a sheer cliff using only unsecured ladders made from bamboo and vines. So dangerous and gruelling is the journey that the learners board in school dormitories for two weeks at a time to minimise the risk of injury or death. Incredible photos from Atule’er village in southwestern China’s Sichuan province show the children struggling with heavy schoolbags, tackling the 800 m vertical cliff face, their faces a mix of fear and fatigue. The journey takes about two hours. Parents, three…

HELL has no fury like a muscleman having a meltdown. The world discovered this the other day when one of the film industry’s most pec-perfect stars laid into his male co-actors, branding a group of guys usually swooned over by millions as “unprofessional candy asses”. The targets of the tirade were Vin Diesel, Kurt Russell, Scott Eastwood, Tyrese Gibson, Jason Statham and Ludacris, who appear alongside him in Fast 8, the latest instalment in the Fast & Furious hit franchise. “Some conduct themselves as stand-up men and true professionals while others don’t,” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (44) fumed on Facebook. “The ones that don’t are too chickens**t to do anything about it anyway. Candy asses.” While the pro wrestler lumped all his male colleagues in one bad-tempered bucket, everyone knows…

Singer CARA FREW had a wild time shooting the video for her new track, Invisible, recently. It was filmed at the Cradle of Humankind northwest of Johannesburg and the 24-year-old says it was lots of fun despite the song’s serious message. The Falling singer says she wrote the song because of a relationship in which she felt invisible. “I wanted to draw attention to the dangers of emotional neglect and abuse. It’s not a physical wound that’s obvious to the world and healing can be difficult, but if it’s not dealt with it can affect the way you think and react for the rest of your life.” If she had to choose her spirit animal it would be a butterfly, the blonde beauty says. “To me it represents the development…

POP star BRITNEY SPEARS (34) is looking hotter than ever! The Pretty Girls singer showed off her dance-honed body in a white bikini during a recent holiday in Hawaii where she was joined by her sons, SEAN (10) and JAYDEN (9). And while the Grammy winner hardly has the body of someone with a weakness for junk food, she shared a pic of herself wolfing down a giant hot dog while relaxing on a yacht – lucky girl! This month marks a major milestone in the singer’s career with the release of her ninth studio album, Glory, which she promises will be “the beginning of a new era”. It’s her first album since 2013’s Britney Jean. GIMME MORE! She tucked into a giant hot dog as she relaxed on board…

‘I know I can’t stay like this. I don’t want to live my life in fear. I have a voice. I want to use it!’ I WON’T BE ABUSED AGAIN! AS IT’S women’s month I thought Id share my story. It was my twin daughters’ birthday recently and we decided not to have a party as it was just too costly. Then out of the blue my husband unilaterally decided he wanted to invite all of his family to a Sunday lunch. When I asked if he was prepared to help – it’s a lot of work cooking for 20 people – he lost it. I was called every name under the sun and told I’m self-centred and lazy. He said if I wanted to use his debit card I…

WAYDE VAN NIEKERK – GOLD, 400 m He swayed calmly from side to side as he was introduced: “In lane No 8, reigning world champion, representing South Africa – Wayde van Niekerk!” SA’s golden boy of athletics was less than a minute away from making world history and being declared the wonder of the Rio Games. “I can reach for the stars,” Wayde said after his momentous run. “I’m not going to place any limits on what I can achieve.” And why should he when he did the seemingly impossible: shattered Michael Johnson’s 17-year-old 400 m world record in 43.03 seconds. Trailing in his wake were his great rivals, Grenada’s Kirani James, the London 2012 champion, and US sensation LaShawn Merritt. But Wayde (24) is more than a treasure on…

DRESSED in matching black outfits, they snuggle up next to each other on the couch, their hands entwined as they gaze adoringly into each other’s eyes. It looks like a scene from one of AKA’s music videos but this is real life – and the rapper and TV and radio presenter Bonang Matheba can hardly believe their luck. “There are days when he looks at me and I look at him and we’re like, ‘How come you’re so great? Why am I so lucky to have you?’ ” Bonang (29) says. “I still have those moments where I gasp and can’t believe this friendship evolved into something so special and so strong.” Relaxing on a couch at the luxurious Southern Sun Hyde Park hotel in Sandton, Johannesburg, the two sip…

WE’RE so busy these days that it’s difficult to keep up if we don’t multitask. Jungle Energy Crunch Muesli can be enjoyed in a variety of ways any time of the day: with milk in the morning, mid-afternoon with yoghurt to keep you going or even as a late-night snack when you crave something sweet but want to keep it healthy. The crunchy texture and delicious taste make it a great addition to recipes, such as muesli rusks, yoghurt parfaits or muesli bars for snacking at school or next to the sports field. Jungle Energy Crunch is high in energy and fibre and low in sodium, making it the ideal companion for a multitasking family. In need of a snack? Follow these tips to keep it healthy Don’t eat out…

TURMERIC has been praised for its health benefits. It’s an important seasoning, especially in curries, but also gives flavour and colour to many other foods – from meat and vegetables to rice dishes. It’s better to use fresh turmeric, which is a rhizome like fresh ginger and looks a lot like it. Fresh turmeric has a peppery, slightly bitter taste. You can grate it, slice it thinly or cut it into strips and stir it into your dish. CREAMY YOGHURT CHICKEN WITH COLESLAW SERVES 6 Preparation: 15 min Marinating: 30 min Cooking: 45 min MARINADE 300 ml (1 c) full-cream plain yoghurt 60 ml (¼ c) olive oil 10 ml (2 t) each fresh ginger and turmeric, grated, OR 5 ml (1 t) ground turmeric juice of 1 lime 5…

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‘The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed’ – ANALYTICAL PSYCHOLOGIST CARL GUSTAV JUNG OUR ARGUMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND Q My wife and I seem to be arguing more and more during the past two years and our arguments seem to escalate easily. We now end up shouting and swearing at each other in front of the children and I’m afraid things may escalate even more. I do love my wife and I’m sure that she loves me too but there’s no trust in our relationship. What can we do? Whose fault is it? This marriage is the second for both of us. Harry, email A It’s very important that you and your wife consult…

Photo booths are back in fashion and it seems even our furry friends are getting in on the act! Stolen kisses, unfortunate poses and hilarious expressions abound in this collection of silly “selfies” captured by renowned pet photographer Lynn Terry. Tails From The Booth will make you laugh out loud page after page. A perfect gift for dog-lovers. TAILS FROM THE BOOTH By Terry Lynn (Simon and Schuster, R296*) *AVAILABLE AT THIS PRICE FROM TAKEALOT.COM. PRICE CORRECT AT TIME OF GOING TO PRINT AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.…

A All ages D Drugs H Horror L Language N Nudity P Prejudice PG Parental guidance S Sex V Violence LISTEN TO THIS! CALIFORNIA BLINK - 182 R129* About 15 years ago the sounds of pop-punk outfit Blink-182 thundered from the bedrooms of an entire generation of teens, and hits such as Adam’s Song and All The Small Things kept them on the charts from the late ’90s. But in recent years the hits dried up and the intervals between albums became longer. Many fans were disappointed by their previous offering, Neigborhoods (2011), but they’re back on form on their latest album, with the catchy Bored To Death being a highlight. If you grew up with the band, these 16 new tracks will give you that warm, fuzzy feeling. –…

FISHING FOR RESPECT Two old men are fishing off a bridge, as they’ve done every day for many years, when a funeral procession comes down the road. The one old-timer reels in his line, puts down his fishing rod, faces the road and bows his head until the procession has passed. Then he picks up his rod and starts fishing again. “I didn’t know you were religious,” says the other old man who’d been watching him. “Least I could do,” his friend says. “After all, we were married for 42 years.” IT’S NUTS During army camouflage training a trooper is disguised as a tree trunk and told to stand absolutely still. Soon he’s in trouble though. “You simpleton!” the sergeant barks at him. “Don’t you know that by jumping and…

IN THE dead of winter, once the sun has set and an icy wind picks up, things can be bleak on the streets of Troyeville, Johannesburg. But nowadays a disused cellphone tower soaring 20 m into the sky adds a touch of colour and magic to the inner-city neighbourhood. The unsightly structure has been adorned with thousands of recycled plastic cooldrink bottles and renamed the iThemba Tower – ithemba means hope in Zulu. When darkness falls it serves as a beacon to the residents of the area. Inside every bottle is a small LED light as well as a message from a child spelling out their dream for the future. “I hope to be a doctor” reads one. “I hope we clean our world and protect our nature” states another.…

‘I found myself as an actress and a person on the soapie’ IT WAS all just so heart-rending: Paula van der Lecq had been forced to return Mika, the baby shed wanted to adopt, to her biological mother. Poor Paula couldn’t cope so she fled the Laan – and the actress who played her bade farewell to the soapie shed been an integral part of for 13 years. But this ending for beloved Paula has been a new beginning for Diaan Lawrenson. She’s moved to Cape Town and fresh challenges and adventures await – although it will be a while before fans in the Mother City stop recognising her from 7de Laan. In fact, she says, she’s more beset by fans in this neck of the woods than she was…

Things were hectic in the run-up to the big day – after all they married just weeks after getting engaged! Actor CLINT BRINK and STEFFI VAN WYK tied the knot on a clear winter day at Askari Game Lodge and Spa near Magaliesburg in front of 120 guests. “To see how beautiful she looked as she came walking towards me was incredible” Binnelanders star Clint (35) says. “It was like a fairytale” “We both love nature and the outdoors,” says Steffi (24), Miss Namibia 2015. “That’s why we wanted to get married in the bush.” Steffi caught Clint’s eye on Instagram when she represented Namibia in December in the Miss World competition, in which she won the sports challenge event. “We share a passion for sport and fitness and we…

‘You can’t stay in a relationship just for love’ – LINDSAY LOHAN A VIDEO of a nasty brawl between LINDSAY LOHAN and estranged fiancé EGOR TARABASOV (22) shows just how tumultuous their relationship is. The fight on 5 July came about a week after they were involved in a violent row at their London flat during which, Lindsay (30) claims, he tried to strangle her. The video was taken while they were holidaying on the Greek island of Mykonos and shows the beach fight starting after Lindsay saw something on Egor’s cellphone. She threw the phone out of their car then ran to retrieve it, at which point a tussle for the phone erupted. The Freaky Friday actress has since put the altercation down to Egor being “drunk and going…

Are JUSTIN BIEBER (22) and SOFIA RICHIE (18) doing a copycat number on Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston? The singer and the model debuted their romance in almost exactly the same way as singer Tay-Tay and her hunky actor beau – canoodling on the rocks at Laguna Beach, California. Soon afterwards they were off to Japan where Justin was performing – but not before the Biebs let it be known he wouldn’t tolerate hate towards his new gal. His rant got his ex, singer Selena Gomez (24), weighing in, and things turned ugly when he hinted she’d cheated on him with singer Zayn Malik. JUSTIN VENTS AT HATERS…

Comic KEVIN HART (37) has said “I do” to model ENIKO PARRISH (32). The two wed in an elegant ceremony in Montecito, California, with the Central Intelligence star sharing snaps of their special day on Instagram. His bride, to whom he proposed two years ago, looked breathtaking in a custom-made Vera Wang gown while Kevin slipped into a sleek tux. He was joined by son HENDRIX (8), who served as best man, and daughter HEAVEN (11) from his first marriage to fellow comic Torrei Hart (38). Guests included rapper Ludacris.…

THOMAS GIBSON (54) has been fired from long-running drama series Criminal Minds after he allegedly kicked one of the show’s producers. This isn’t the first time the Dharma & Greg actor has caused trouble. A few years ago Thomas was reportedly ordered to undergo anger-management counselling after hitting one of Criminal Minds’ assistant directors, Ian Woolf. Eish! MALIA OBAMA (18) recently caused a stir when a video emerged of her smoking what appeared to be a joint (although it could have been a hand-rolled cigarette) with pals at Lollapalooza music festival in Chicago. But many celebs were quick to jump to the first daughter’s defence. “Malia Obama caught smoking weed is the most outrageous thing a child of a president has done since George W Bush invaded Iraq,” tweeted comic…