OVERSIGHT
A traffic cop pulls over a woman driver and asks her for her licence.
“Ma’am,” he says, “your licence says you must wear glasses when you drive.”
“Well,” the woman replies, “I have contacts.”
“I don’t care who you know,” the cop yells, “I’m writing you a fine!”
THE SHORT OF IT
A pregnant woman asks her boss if she can get the day off because she’s not feeling too well. He tells her the only time she’d be allowed to leave work is when she starts her contractions.
“All right,” she says, “can’t, didn’t, shouldn’t, couldn’t, wouldn’t!”
HOW IT WORKS
A teacher is giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to clarify the matter she says, “Now, kids, if I stood on my head the blood would rush…