Unicorns? Whatever next...
So here it is, merry Christmas, everybody’s having fun. Aren’t they? Well, since you ask, not really. Because the old man and I have just had our first ‘snowflake’ festive experience, when we called in to see our twentysomething neighbours (it is the season of goodwill, after all). ‘What the hell is that?’ hissed himself, as he gestured to the top of the glittering Christmas tree. And lo, as a Wise Man once said, behold a unicorn. A pink one.
‘Times move on but, come on, Christmas is about tradition whether you’re religious or not’ What in the name of everything holy is that about? Fairies, stars, pointy bauble things, bows, decorative Santas – all acceptable tree toppings, right? Sorry, get with the millennial times, ladies. Because…
