Mind the gap
My granddaughter Matilda, four, was rolling a ball to her nine-month-old baby brother and getting dismayed with his lack of involvement. I told her he had to be a bit older to be able to play. Her reply? “Well, he’s taking an awfully long time to get bigger!” Susan Alvarez, Booval, Qld
Biting wit
A mum was walking her dog with her five-year-old son. The little dog ran up to me and as I went to pat him, the boy said to me, quite seriously: “Be careful, he might bite.” “He looks harmless,” I said. “So do I,” he replied, “but I bit my sister once!” Anne Skerman, Gold Coast, Qld
Twice as nice
My two-year-old, Danny, was astonished to learn he has a middle name. “Lots…
