Innholdsfortegnelse for October 23, 2017 i Woman's Day Magazine NZ

It’s certainly North Harbour rugby’s best season ever, third in the Mitre 10 Cup and pushing for a home semi-final. But not even the team’s stellar form can fully explain how they’ve won the fanatical support of Hollywood beauty Shailene Woodley. Kitted out in a Harbour scarf and beanie, the Big Little Lies star has been a passionate fixture in the stands this season, screaming encouragement to the men from Auckland’s North Shore. Or rather, one man in particular, for the actress, 25, has fallen head over heels for handsome first-five Ben Volavola. More used to the red carpet alongside co-stars Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon, last weekend she drove through teeming rain to Hamilton to see Ben, 26, and his team tackle Waikato. And Shailene, famed for her roles…

It’s the ultimate cliché – a fledgling young movie star full of hopes and dreams of a glittering career in the spotlight. But first she has to get past the movie executive who is far more interested in what’s beneath her clothes ... Yes, you hear about it. But few of us imagined that it was the reality for some of today’s biggest female stars, including Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie. The gasps were almost deafening in Hollywood last week as famously hot-headed movie producer Harvey Weinstein – one of the most powerful men in the film industry – came crashing down from his pedestal after a string of women, including actress Ashley Judd, accused him of sexual harassment. Kiss the Girls star Ashley bravely told how the producer asked…

After a heated honeymoon in Adelaide, Bel Clarke and Haydn Daniels’ future hangs in the balance, but thanks to the couple’s nuptials, one relationship is on the mend. Following almost five years of no contact, Bel, 25, and her mum Joanne were reunited on the bride’s big day. “I always knew if I didn’t extend the invite to Mum, our relationship would be irreparable,” says Bel, who works in travel and tourism. “She will always be my mum and differences aside, I will never stop trying to repair that bond.” Bel’s parents separated when she was nine and she’s a proud “Daddy’s girl”. The blonde beauty lived with her mum until her late teens, when she moved in with her dad Trevor. “I call him Papa T – he’s my…

When Katie Holmes was pictured walking hand-in-hand with boyfriend Jamie Foxx in Los Angeles last month, after years of speculation about their romance, it appeared the missing piece in her and daughter Suri Cruise’s happy ending had finally been found. But behind the scenes, insiders say seeing her mum with a new man – and potential new father figure – has made Suri, 11, miss her own dad, Hollywood megastar Tom, who she hasn’t been publicly seen with for over four years. In fact, Suri is so desperate to reconnect with him that insiders say she recently got in touch with him and begged to meet up. Now those close to Tom and Katie’s only child are hoping her plea will be enough to spark a reunion. “Her sentiments were…

Pop rebel Pink and her husband Carey Hart have twice split and reunited over the course of their rocky 16-year relationship – and a third separation could well be on the cards, with the singer confessing she sometimes wants to stab the motocross racer with a fork! “Oh, I never say never!” the 38-year-old chart-topper admits when questioned about the possibility of a third break-up. “Being with the same person for a really long time is work, but it’s beautiful. It’s worth it, otherwise we wouldn’t do it. “We go through moments where, honestly, I look at him and I think, ‘I’ve never liked you at all. There’s nothing I like about you. I’ll never like you again.’ Then two days later, he’s helping me off the ledge and telling…

Winnie Taylor may have lost the ability to walk not long after her second birthday, but on her beloved pony Murphy, she feels an unparalleled sense of freedom. “Horses are not just Winnie’s greatest love, they’re also her legs,” says her mum Kylie Taylor, 43. “On a pony, she can pretend she’s like everybody else.” Equestrian pursuits run deep in nine-year-old Winnie’s veins – she’s a fourth-generation horsewoman – and the plucky girl began to ride at the tender age of one. “Her nickname is ‘Winnie Dolittle’ because animals are drawn to her,” tells Kylie, smiling over at wee Winnie, who is sprawled in front of the fire at their home in West Milton, near Christchurch, with her Chihuahua-cross Toby. “Toby is my dog – I’m his mother,” murmurs the…

Lemon & Herb Fish with Quinoa Salad SERVES 4 PREPARATION 10 MINUTES COOKING 20 MINUTES 4 x 150g firm white fish fillets 1/3 cup lemon juice, plus 2 teaspoons finely grated lemon zest ½ cup chopped parsley 1½ cups water ¾ cup quinoa, rinsed 2 courgettes, sliced 1 bunch asparagus, trimmed 2 tablespoons white balsamic vinegar 3 small radishes, thinly sliced ½ cup micro herbs lemon wedges to serve 1. Preheat oven to moderately hot, 180°C. Line an oven tray with baking paper. 2. Place fish on individual 4 squares of baking paper large enough to enclose fish. 3. In a jug, combine 2 tablespoons lemon juice, 1 tablespoon parsley and zest. Spoon evenly over fish. Wrap to enclose fish leaving a small gap at the top to allow steam…

For every destination we travel to, there is a path we must embark on to get there. To make the journey more enjoyable, it’s important we arrive in the best shape mentally and physically so we can enjoy our stay and avoid getting sick or stressed. Here’s how to stay healthy when you’re doing long haul or living life on the run ... Watch out for plane munchies Eat well before you fly. Having a quality meal before you leave ensures you don’t have to grab unhelpful food on the run and overindulge on the inflight meals. Carry snacks in your bag that will fuel you in case of flight delays or hunger emergencies. Water works Make sure you’re drinking plenty of water when you fly. Plane travel is hugely…

Edging its way into the future, yet distinctly in the past, California’s Palm Springs is a mid-century mecca everyone needs to visit at least once. 1 Electric highway There are various ways to head out to this architectural paradise, but my pick is to book a Tesloop and leave the driving to a Tesla autopilot! Travel in futuristic, fully electric style all the way from Los Angeles to Palm Springs in a state-of-the-art SUV. Free Wi-Fi, complimentary snacks and noise-cancelling headphones are on offer, although as I reserved one seat in a car of five – as easy as booking a bus or airline ticket – it was the conversational delights with my fellow “loopers” that was the true trip highlight. A steal at around $40-$110, the price changes subject…

Q Call me a Grinch, but Halloween really rarks me up. Since when is it OK for kids to ask strangers for lollies? New Zealand seems to have really taken up this American horror story of a night. How can I make sure I am not disturbed at home by hordes of marauding kids on October 31? • Halloween Hater, Rotorua A Put a sign on your door that says, “Hey, we don’t have any sweets or treats,” or, “Sorry, all our candy is gone!” You don’t want to be a party pooper, but you also don’t want those trick or treaters to come knocking! Q Summer is coming and I’m dreading getting into party dresses and togs because I’ve put on so much weight. I’m torn between hiding away…

She wasn’t part of the original cast, yet Leanne Best had anything but Cold Feet when she was asked to join the revamp of the show as new character Tina Reynolds. We sit down with the actress and chat about the British series that propelled her to fame. What was it like joining such an iconic cast? “It was great – such good fun! I had watched the show when it first came out and it was lovely to be a part of it.” How has Cold Feet impacted your career? “It has been the most marked difference in terms of how recognisable I am. A lot of stuff that have done has been period and not my voice or my look. So I think that I am more recognisable…

GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO DIVORCE Seasons one and two, Lightbox Rating: ★★★ When a self-help guru reveals she’s separated from her husband, the world is shocked. Can her career and marriage survive the crisis? HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE Available on Netflix Rating: ★★★★★ It’s been 16 long years since this spellbinding movie first graced our screens, so it’s the perfect time to relive all the magic. SEX AND THE CITY Seasons one to six, Neon Rating: ★★★★★ If you’re feeling blue about the third movie being canned, cheer yourself up and binge watch all the old episodes. THE GOOD PLACE Seasons one and two, Netflix Rating: ★★★ Kristen Bell plays a mean girl who mistakenly gets sent to The Good Place in the afterlife. To stay there, she has…

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Six weeks after disappearing from public life with severe morning sickness, the Duchess of Cambridge made a glamorous return to the spotlight at a gala dinner with her husband Prince William and brother-in-law Prince Harry. With her tiny baby bump clearly visible in a powder-blue Temperley gown, Kate, 35, was delighted to be able to host the glittering event at Buckingham Palace to mark World Mental Health Day. While the duchess – whose three pregnancies have all been plagued by hyperemesis gravidarum – smiled brightly as she chatted to guests, royal insiders tell Woman’s Day that doctors only gave her the green light to attend at the very last minute. “Kate has been extremely unwell, but she said from day one that she would not allow herself to miss the…

It’s a massive milestone, but Erik Thomson hardly had time to celebrate when he turned 50 back in April – he was stuck working a 12-hour day on the Auckland set of the hit trans-Tasman drama 800 Words. “The crew put on some extra lunch, we had a couple of kegs and my family was visiting so they joined us,” recalls the Scottish-born, Bay of Plenty-raised actor, who now resides in Adelaide. “But other than that, it was just business as usual.” However, once 800 Words wrapped its third season, now screening on TVNZ 1, Erik got the chance to mark his big birthday with an unforgettable holiday on Western Australia’s Ningaloo Reef with his wife, former Neighbours actress Caitlin McDougall, and their kids, daughter Eilish, 10, and son Magnus,…

Mixed Rice & Lentil Salad with Chermoula Lamb SERVES 4 PREPARATION 25 MINUTES COOKING 30 MINUTES 1 cup brown and red rice combination 400g can lentils, rinsed, drained 60g bag baby spinach leaves 1 pomegranate, seeds removed ¼ cup chopped dill 2 tablespoons pine nuts, toasted 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 tablespoon pomegranate molasses 500g lamb fillet lemon wedges to serve CHERMOULA ¹/ ³ cup olive oil ¹/ ³ cup lemon juice ¹/ ³ cup chopped parsley ¹/ ³ cup chopped coriander leaves 4 garlic cloves, crushed 2 teaspoons ground cumin 2 teaspoons sweet paprika 1. In a saucepan of boiling, salted water, cook rice for 25-30 minutes until tender. Drain well and rinse under cold water. Transfer to a bowl. Add lentils, spinach, pomegranate seeds,…

Coromandel For a Kiwi bach getaway, keep the fittings relaxed and make sure you take a jumper as you never know which way the weather will turn. Queenstown If you’re heading to our tourist mecca in the south, a mix of smart and casual looks is perfect for day s chilling at a vineyard, then nights dolled up out on the town. Sydney A cosmopolitan adventure means pulling out your fashion A-game. Go for modern shapes and bold, bright colours to make sure you turn heads while in the big city. Block colours, ruching and simple swimsuit cuts are a godsend for curvy girls. Rarotonga Embrace your island getaway with some tropical resortwear. Take pieces that can transition from day to night, and don’t forget to protect your face and…

1. Put a cotton pad inside your powder compacts to stop them accidentally shattering in transit. 2. Neutralise hair stained green by chlorine by leaving tomato sauce on your locks for 10 minutes. Prevent the dreaded green tinge happening again by rinsing hair with cold water before diving in. 3. Store and protect make-up brushes in an old sunglasses case. 4. Use your hotel fridge to store your toning mist, after-sun spray and sheet masks. They will be cool and extr a-soothing to apply after a day in the sun. 5. Use the complimentary cosmetic bottles from the hotel as vessels for your next trip. 6. Use contact lens cases for transporting gels, liquid foundations and creams. They will hold the perfect amount for a long weekend. 7. Carry a…

The key to being glam during any kind of getaway in my humble opinion is preparation. Elle Macpherson might seem the epitome of casual as she stands in a Bahaman doorway in a bikini, but look more closely and you’ll see the evidence I’m talking about. Those golden locks will have a sun protectant sprayed on them, those nails are manicured to perfection and that hat has not been squashed at the bottom of a suitcase with deodorant leaking on to it. And that body did not get to look like that from sitting on the sofa watching Love it or List It on high rotate. Sadly for me, preparation is not my strong point. Many’s the time I’ve arrived at a holiday destination and suspected, upon opening my suitcase,…

Oh, to have the knack for interior design. You know those people who grab an old fruit box, a 200-year-old chair, some Italian fabric they found in a junk shop in Prague and the wooden table their great-granny brought out from the Netherlands? Then they scatter them around a room and you feel like you’ve walked into a Vogue Living photo shoot? Yeah, I don’t have that gift. Today I was browsing through an amazing furniture store, where everything was stylish and affordable. I’d meant to spend five minutes looking for a cheap coffee table, but I ended up being there for an hour trying to decide between a wooden elephant hat stand and a Coke fridge converted into a table. I also spotted a set of drawers for less…

What if the person you married turned out to be a complete fraud? In the saucy new series Imposters, Inbar Lavi plays Maddie, a con artist who tricks people into falling in love with her before leaving them used, robbed and heartbroken. The 30-year-old Israeli-born beauty of Prison Break fame clues us in on the scam ... How would you react if your marriage was a con? The only thing that I can compare it to is a recent relationship I had that turned sour and I ended up feeling very much deceived. There’s not much you can do but try to understand them and come to it from a place of compassion rather than anger. But I honestly don’t know what I’d do – maybe try and kill them…

Libra SEP 24 - OCT 23 An overhaul is in full swing and it’s not only your image that’s being refreshed but your surroundings too. This fix-it mode might also extend to your home, while for lovebirds, a thoughtful gesture could leave you speechless. If Friday’s new moon sparks a moneymaking idea, pay attention! Scorpio OCT 24 - NOV 22 Prepare for revelations! People may be opening up about some deep stuff, but your words of wisdom should prove invaluable – just don’t get tangled up in someone’s lies. If a health problem has flared, Friday’s new moon could push you into a more proactive phase. Helpful answers are close at hand. NOV 23 - DEC 22 Sagittarius Searching for something more? If it’s more freedom you’re craving, bounce your…

I hoped I never had to explain what the so-called “casting couch” was to my teenage daughter, naively hoping that the sexual exploitation of vulnerable young actresses by power players was a Hollywood cliché from a bygone era. But after this week’s revolting and shocking revelations about Harvey Weinstein’s 30 years of sexual harassment of young women, it was a conversation I had to have. Sadly, the sordid casting couch was no cliché. After an explosive story in The New York Times outed Hollywood heavyweight Weinstein for his despicable abuse of power, he was terminated “effective immediately” from the film company that bears his name. But I dread to think how many women could have been saved from his abuse if he and his inexcusable behaviour had been wiped out…

Your wedding is meant to be perfect in every way, but shell-shocked groom Ben Blackwell wants to forget his nuptials ever happened. “It was the worst day of my life,” reveals the 26-year-old, who tied the knot with ambulance officer Aaron Chisholm in a tense clifftop ceremony on Married at First Sight NZ. “As horrible as it sounds, I just wanted to write off the day. I’m a pretty confident person, but the situation was so overwhelming, I just couldn’t be myself. There was so much going on in my head – I wanted to stay, I wanted to run, my thoughts were everywhere and I couldn’t think straight.” The well-groomed city slicker squirmed at the altar and refused to look his groom in the eyes. But he denies suggestions…

When Janet Jackson returned to the stage for her State of the World tour, she left fans open-mouthed as she flaunted her incredible new body and 32kg weight loss. It was only nine months ago that the 51-year-old singer gave birth to her son Eissa and insiders say she was so down about her body, she could barely look in the mirror. While whispers have circulated that Janet had help from a cosmetic surgeon, the star and her team insist the weight loss is due to her gruelling tour preparation – not to mention her newfound happiness after fleeing an allegedly abusive marriage to Qatari business tycoon Wissam Al Mana, 42. “Dancing is her form of exercise,” reveals Janet’s make-up artist Preston Meneses. “She was in the studio from day…

Childhood friends Charlotte Brown and Maddie Hunt were full of mischief at high school, but when it comes to competing on My Kitchen Rules New Zealand, these Auckland students are sweet as candy. “We were troublemakers, but only when we were together,” recalls Maddie, 20. “By ourselves, we were these little shy things, but when we got together, we were like werewolves!” However, when asked if that means they’ll be cooking up drama on the TVNZ 2 series, the girls dissolve into giggles. “No!” they insist in unison, before Maddie adds, “I think we’re just loud.” When the dynamic duo come together for their Woman’s Day photo shoot, the volume is definitely there and the laughter is constant – especially as they walk arm-in-arm to balance in their teetering high…

When Kathy Griffin kicks off her 80-city world tour on Auckland’s North Shore this week, there’s one particular local she really hopes to see in the audience. “That self-righteous pain in the arse, Lorde!” says the award-winning funnywoman, 56, who is keen to confront the 20-year-old Kiwi singer. “The newly famous are the most insufferable, and she cracks me up because she’s so young, talented and successful, but her songs are so dour, emo and sad. I very much enjoy her arm movements when she dances – I’m sure I’ve seen her take flight a bunch of times, like actually launch herself and go airborne.” Kathy’s animosity toward our national icon comes from a close encounter at a pre-Grammy Awards party. She tells Woman’s Day, “Lorde walked down the red…

Iona Weir was at an appointment with her gynaecologist when her doctor said, “If you don’t mind me asking, what have you done to your skin? It’s glowing.” For the Auckland mum-of-two, the comment came as a huge compliment – a year earlier, her skin had been so dry, it was cracked and painful. Iona had experienced skin problems since surgery triggered early menopause at 42. “It was horrible,” tells Iona. “Your skin gets thinner, your hair gets brittle and it seems there’s nothing you can do about it. But I thought, ‘No way am I going to let that happen.’” And so she used her know-how from a long career in science – as well as experience developing a pharmaceutical treatment for eczema – to develop her own product.…

Creamy artichoke dip SERVES 4-6 PREPARATION 15 MINUTES A delicious dip that’s perfectly matched with Copper Kettle Special Reserve Sea Salt & Black Truffle crisps ½ cup pickled artichoke hearts (brine drained and discarded) 2/4 of a white onion, finely diced ½ tsp lemon zest 2 Tbsp lemon juice ½ cup traditional sour cream 2-3 Tbsp finely grated parmesan 1 tsp finely chopped chives ¼ tsp salt Freshly ground pepper, to taste 1 Into the bowl of a high-speed blender place artichoke hearts, diced onion, lemon zest and juice, and sour cream. Cover and pulse until the artichoke is well blended and the mixture is smooth. 2 Tip into a small bowl, stir in the grated parmesan and chives, season with salt and pepper. 3 Taste to check the seasoning,…

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There’s something liberating about ditching styling tools for a long weekend away. Not only do you save on luggage space, but your hair gets a break from damaging heat-styling too. There’s no need to look unkempt, though! Try these tricks for tool-free ’dos when your hair is still wet from the sea or shower. CANDY FLOSS BUN Use that frizz to your advantage! • Pull hair up into a high ponytail at the top of your head. • Spray with hairspray and divide into three sections, teasing each liberally. • Wrap your hair around to form a fluffy- looking bun. Soft surfer-girl waves • Work a good amount of curling mousse into wet hair. • Divide hair into two sections, one on each side. • Take small sections and twist…

Lincoln in the Bardo by George Saunders (Bloomsbury, $41.95) This is one of the most amazing books I’ve ever read. As the American Civil War rages, Abraham Lincoln grieves the death of his 11-year-old son over the course of one long night in a crypt as ghosts squabble over his soul. Funny, sad and mind-blowingly unusual. Amy Falls Down by Jincy Willett (Picador, $26.84) I had to get this one from fishpond.co.nz, but if you’re looking for a funny, quirky read, this ticks the box. Amy is a bitter writer who’s just about given up until she trips over and hits her head on a birdbath. Concussed, she gives an interview that changes her life. The Girl Before by JP Delaney (Quercus, $34.99) Jane stumbles on the rental real estate…

Here’s the trouble with holidays – they cost a frickin’ fortune. And that’s just for regular-sized families. That’s before you get to ridiculously large families like ours. As we head towards the end of the year, we are still paying off the credit-card bills from the last one we took in the middle of the year. Taking kids to Los Angeles is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, not only because it’s fun for them, but also because it is months’ worth of credit-card repayments for the parents. As I sit here now and write this, yet more school holidays are looming. When they talk about those two certainties in life, why don’t they include the third? School holidays. Death, taxes and school holidays. They seem to roll round faster than a credit-card…

It’s dark, provocative and totally addictive! Gritty new series The Deuce is about the beginnings of the porn industry in 1970s America and how it grew to become a billion-dollar business. Never one to shy away from a challenging part, 39-year-old Maggie Gyllenhaal plays sex worker Eileen “Candy” Merrell and gives us the lowdown on her racy role ... This is your first big TV project since The Honourable Woman. What was it that you were drawn to? There was just a lot that was right about this. The writing was excellent, Michelle MacLaren was already attached to direct the pilot, and she and I had been looking for something to work on together. I also liked the idea of exploring being a woman in relation to sex, art, money…

1 MODERN FAMILY THURSDAY, 7.30PM, THREE The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan is back for the highly anticipated ninth season. Now the kids are older and becoming more independent, Jay decides a bonding family holiday on a houseboat is in order, but of course it’s anything but smooth sailing. 2 WAIT FOR ME HOLLYWOOD SUNDAY, 7.30PM, TVNZ 1 After starring in Kiwi classics Boy and Goodbye Pork Pie, James Rolleston’s future was looking bright. But last year, an horrific car crash left him fighting for his life. In this documentary, we’re there as James fights for survival, then begins his arduous trip back to normalcy, relearning how to walk and talk, and reigniting his acting career. 3 MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT MONDAY, 7.30pm, THREE The blissful honeymoon…

Your letters Perfect match Wow, what a joy to read about “Zac and Viarni’s perfect romance” (WD, October 16). There’s no denying love is thick in the air with these sweethearts. Their photos show happiness radiating from their faces and eyes full of sparkle. Zac seems to be very supportive and attentive to Viarni’s needs, as she is with him too. May they have a happy and loving future together. • Z. Green, Canterbury Just floored I enjoyed The Block NZ – until the finale. What a schmozzle! It was painful to watch Nate and Andy’s house passed in, and the blow dealt to Stace and Yanita made it an awkward end. I was pleased Andy and Nate won – they deserved it. But I hope that the producers know…

It was Taika Waititi’s big day, but the world premiere of the Kiwi director’s first Hollywood film, Thor: Ragnarok, was almost upstaged by Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth making their first red-carpet appearance as a couple in four years! The singer, 24, joined Liam, 27, to support his brother Chris, who said, “It’s nice to have them together. They are busy and any time they can get together is nice.” Leading man Chris, 34 – who loves Taika’s classic Kiwi film Boy – recalls that his first meeting with the director was “pretty awkward”. Taika, 42, jokes, “He was just very nervous to meet me.” Chris adds, “I was like, ‘I am such a fan,’ and he was like, ‘I haven’t seen Thor, but I probably will be a fan…

From party boy to doting dad, funnyman Russell Brand has clearly hit his stride as a first-time father to baby Mabel. The 42-year-old star looks like a brand-new man as he enjoys quality time with his 11-month-old daughter in London. With Mabel in his arms and her bottle clasped between his teeth, the Arthur star sure has his hands full with his wee one, but Russell’s wife Laura Gallacher, 30, is right by his side to help with the parenting juggle. The loved-up newlyweds – who tied the knot in August – are enjoying life as a family-of-three, with Russell describing his tot as “beautiful, vindictive and vicious”. He explains, “She grabs my face, closes her fist and twists it. I quite like that. Nothing she does annoys me.”…