Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
ACTION
(2003) Thursday, May 25, 7:50/6:50c, Freeform
The fifth and latest Pirates feature, Dead Men Tell No Tales, drops anchor in cinemas on May 26, and we have only one request: that it be loaded to the gunnels with fun. So far, the sequels haven’t quite measured up to the original Curse of the Black Pearl, which gifted us with Johnny Depp’s impish Captain Jack (right), Orlando Bloom’s blacksmith (who is crazy in love with Keira Knightley’s Elizabeth Swann) and Geoffrey Rush’s cursed Captain Barbossa.
Storks
ANIMATION
CABLE PREMIERE (2016) Saturday, May 27, 8/7c, HBO
When babies aren’t keeping you in the black, pivot to package deliveries. Storks are now distributing shoes, phones—everything except babies. Andy Samberg, as top stork Junior, is a…
