The market, of late, hath provedfertile soilFor those who would want more sayin their toil.The spirits of labor strife branch likea tree,From Starbucks and Amazon to the’leventh cent’ry:In Jersey, knights and queens, godlyand wyse,At a Medieval Times did unionize.
On a recent evening, a pilgr’mage wasplanned,By curious experts, a motley band:One Spencer Strub, a medieval scholar.(Brown was his beard and cotton hiscollar.)Beside hym, Ellora Derenoncourt,Like Strub, her spouse, a Princetoniansort.
Ellora, a prof of econ’my and labor,Was drawn by these workers with horsesand sabres—What if their efforts could give fortha clueAs to what other modern unions mightdo?Into this question, the pair was immersed;And journeyed, by Honda, to humbleLyndhurst.
As Spencer ferried the pair to the fest, Ellora laid bare their scholarly quest—Just like Guinevere and her Lancelot, In the safe…