THIS WEEK’S CONTEST
Each week, we provide a cartoon in need of a caption. You, the reader, submit a caption, we choose three finalists, and you vote for your favorite. Caption submissions for this week’s cartoon, by Benjamin Schwartz, must be received by Sunday, September 11th. The finalists in the August 29th contest appear below. We will announce the winner, and the finalists in this week’s contest, in the September 26th issue. Anyone age thirteen or older can enter or vote. To do so, and to read the complete rules, visit contest.newyorker.com.
THE FINALISTS
“No, what I said was we need more stakeholders.” Christy Martin, Cullowhee, N.C.
“Anywhere but Eve’s office.” Derek Traub, Los Angeles, Calif.
“Sir, you should probably assume your human form for the shareholders’ meeting.” Daniel Mabe,…