Now blow, ye vuvuzelas, blow!Scare off the darkness, make it go!Jouez, hautbois! Le divin enfantEst né! What better could one want?Chers friends, come in! Pull up a couch,Or bleacher seats. I’ll gladly vouchFor our buffet. There’re tons of eats,A hundred yards of Xmas treats,So kindly make yourselves at homeAnd hear my epigonic pome.Wow, look outside—it’s Greta Thunberg!With Tommy Ton and Shelly Lundberg,While climbing from the limo is—oh,You know, she did “Truth Hurts”—Lizzo!Yes, yes, indeed, we go way back.Alongside her, Tierra Whack,That rapper of emphatic name.Dean Squires, who made the rosewood frameThat holds my Klee, has dressed in red;The Chapo Trap House guys, it’s said,Gave up a paying gig for this.To all of them let’s toss a kiss.Hi, Yotam Ottolenghi, hi!You came with Gordon Ramsay? IAm glad you chefs have got…