Congratulations! You’ve just given birth to a healthy baby. This is an exciting, exhausting, and over-whelming time. So here’s the bill:
OB-GYN OVERTIME: Your child was born at 12:04 A.M., which, unfortunately, is between shifts. That means your ob-gyn was working overtime, making time and a half, plus an extra $7,000.
OUT-OF-NETWORK FEE: Remember how at one point an anesthesiologist walked into your room and said, “Are you Ms. Phillips?,” and you said, “No,” and she said, “Oh, O.K., must be the wrong room,” and left? The anesthesiologist was out of network. That’ll be $2,500.
ASSORTED Supplies: $15,000 for I.V.s, medications, medical tape, pens, Post-its, staplers, staples, color toner for the printers, and candles for Nurse Becky’s birthday cake. Yes, it was Nurse Becky’s birthday the day you gave birth,…