Kickball Cowboy
One day in third grade, I grew tired of being picked last for kickball, so I showed up to school in a pair of faux leather cowboy boots my grandfather rescued from a dumpster. It worked. I was picked first and on my first attempt, my pointy boot hit that red rubber ball dead center, doink, into the outfield, doink, into Trey’s face, doink, down the line. I scored six runs, leading to the annihilation of our opponents. If my teammates were strong enough, they would have carried me off the field. Alas, they, too, were only third graders, but they had their champion, and I had their love, at least until lunch, when my new-found fame would be usurped by the runny cheese of nacho day, but…