Funny Poems
I am trying to trust comedy, but it’s not enough,
it’s not intrinsically beautiful, it’s not always
out of love, whom does it heal,
how does it redeem? Funny
matters, and it means, but not
when merely an excuse. It’s more, I suspect,
like slamming a closet door
as soon as I catch sight of myself
in the full-length mirror.
There, bam. There, bam, There, bam.
I’m seven, or maybe six—
there, bam—and then my terrifying uncle
arrives and bellows,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO THAT DOOR?
and pinches me from the room.
I had, of course, already
tied together all of his shoes,
a dozen pairs knotted in the closet
in a dense clump, like some weird asteroid.
The funny part was done:
I hid under the…