“Geese rocketing over them, honk, honk, honking at seemingly 100km/h..” DAVID Swift and I had booked our shotguns through to Melbourne at the Port Macquarie terminal on Friday the 13th of January after a 4am start. There’s enough Irish in me to be a wee bit apprehensive about three flights on this date.
We were discussing this when a little bloke who was behind us in the airline queue wandered up and said: “I was told you blokes had pool cues in your hold baggage.
I play, too, and was wondering what size tip you used?”
Quick as a flash, Swifty - of Usedguns.com.au fame – fired back: “We use 12 gauge.”
The bloke thanked us, then walked away slowly, frowning, clearly puzzled. When he was out of sight, we…
