Favorite Joke
Samantha O., age 6 Atlanta, Georgia
What do you get when you cross a pastry with a snake?
A pie-thon! (python)
Teddy Pruszinski, age 9 Princeton, New Jersey
What is a snowflake’s favorite cereal?
Frosted flakes
Amelia C., age 9 Madison, Wisconsin
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hi, bud!”
Amelia C., age 7 Cupertino, California
How do you drive and swim at the same time?
Drive in the carpool lane.
Mary Helen Grayson, age 9 Vestavia, Alabama What is a deer’s favorite ice cream?
Deery Queen
Josephine S., age 6 Youngstown, New York
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Madeline Hulse, age 7 San Ramon, California
What did the snowman say to the snow?
“Oh, someday you’ll be alive.”
Mary…
