Big questions.
Answers you can‘t find on the internet.
Do people in witness protection ever get sent somewhere cool? Or is it always, like, Nebraska?
WHAT’S THE MATTER? Nebraska isn’t ‘cool’ enough for you, Mr Hipster Guy? They don’t stock your favourite brand of mustache wax in Omaha? Lucky for you, the US Federal Witness Protection Program, also called the Witness Security or WITSEC Program, tries to stash you where you’ll blend in, whether that’s Portland, Oregon, Portland, Maine, or anywhere in-between. Thriving cities and sunny beach towns are definitely possibilities, depending on who you are.
‘If you’re relocating [a witness] from New York City, you wouldn’t send them to a town in Texas with a population of 70 people,’ says Gerald Shur, a former Justice Department attorney who started…