PACKAGED RAMEN NOODLES didn’t get their reputation as broke-varsity-kid fare because they come dried and in a bag. That’s standard for most pastas. Packaged ramen noodles got their reputation because they’re easy and cheap. In fact, they’re so easy and cheap that ramen noodles are a standard cooking element in the most spartan environment imaginable: prison.
Commissary Kitchen, a 2016 Kindle cookbook from one half of the rap duo Mobb Deep, contains recipes for ramen pad Thai, ramen chilli, and even a ramen wrap containing Doritos, canned sausages, and hot sauce. (It also contains the sentence, ‘This ain’t no conventional cookbook. I’m not here to tell you about pinches of salt and shi*,’ which is hilarious.)
Assuming you do not work as a correctional officer, your desk, break room, or…
