HOW MANY SPIES ARE CURRENTLY LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES?
Shhh! They’re watching us. Over there. Don’t look! Bloody amateur. Listen, I’m leaving now. Wait nine minutes and follow me out. Make three right turns around the block to see if you’re being tailed, then head to the park, by the carousel. Ask the vendor for a blue cotton candy “with extra gravy.” In the paper cone, you will find the answer to your question, which will be: nobody knows for sure, but educated estimators put the number in the low thousands.
US Government agencies, including the FBI, CIA and NSA, declined to hazard a guess, or, indeed, to offer any comment at all. But figure it thusly: there are many different types of “spies” working to ferret out the…
