Being friends with people who are good at Hitman was my first mistake. I have five friends who have logged scores on the Hitman 2 leaderboards shortly after launch, and my first attempt at the game’s ‘training’ mission, New Zealand’s Hawke’s Bay, yielded an atrocious 7,000 or so points. By comparison, the friend at the top of the leaderboard, Rock, Paper, Shotgun’s Matt Castle, has 150,000. Damn it.
The mission is almost impossible to get right the first time. Set in a mansion on a beach, you arrive to an empty house, and only after accessing a secret room and activating a computer do the enemies and target arrive. On my first attempt, I messily shoot my target, Alma Reynard, in the head, kill her boyfriend, gun down her bodyguard, then run out of…