W e did it! We finished all of GTA Online’s heists. Now we’re at a loose end, though. We have money, we have military helicopters, but we have nothing to do with them. That’s when Samuel suggests that, for one night only, we put our toys to use. Tonight, friends, we grief.
FIRST TARGET
Phil: We gather near my new bunker, which has little practical purpose, but is at least near the airfield. Tom and Samuel both own helicopters, bought with their heisting riches, but I have made some bad investments, and must steal one from the map. Specifically, I want to steal a Cargobob. It’s a transport helicopter, and comes armed not with guns, but a winch. I can think of no better tool with which to troll players.
Tom:…