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Mario & Ali
“At that point I was not ready to settle down,” Mario Lopez says of his April 2004 nuptials to Ali Landry. Ya think, Mario? Days before the wedding, he cheated on her. But instead of fessing up, Mario, 45, went ahead with the ceremony – and let Ali, 45, find out on her own that he’d been unfaithful. It didn’t take his new missus very long, and she promptly ended things.
72 DAYS
Kim & Kris
Talk about a bad investment! Kim Kardashian’s televised 2011 wedding to NBA star Kris Humphries cost a whopping $28 million (with the wedding cake alone costing $28,000), but they didn’t stay married long enough to open up all their gifts! When the pair announced the break-up, Kim, 38, was…