THE HAND-LICKER
Oh my gosh! Someone get Robert, aka “Bobby Smack”, a wet wipe for his date, stat! Actually, nevermind – the 48-year-old roller-derby fan offers to lick her hand at the dinner table instead. Ugh, save it for later, Bobby!
THE COUGAR
Toyboys, apply here! Yep, legal secretary Allison, 32, admits she’ll “go younger” if her date is mature enough. “I could be a cougar,” she teases. Sounds like someone’s ready to pounce!
THE SUGAR BABY
Desiree, 28, is committed to finding The One – and will stop at nothing to meet Mr Perfect. Yep, she’s exhausted Tinder, Happn, Plenty Of Fish, Elite Singles, eHarmony... and Sugar Daddies!
First Dates airs 8.40pm Tues on Seven…
