“I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE PAUL.”—Nancy Pelosi “Ultimately, I sacrificed my story—which I don’t mind, it’s just a little weird.”—SELENA GOMEZ ON HER NEW DOCUMENTARY “If this generation does not step up urgently, future generations will not forgive us.”—IRISH PM MICHEÁL MARTIN ON CLIMATE CHANGE “I never expected that we were going to turn these red counties blue, but we did what we needed to do.”—U.S. SENATOR-ELECT JOHN FETTERMAN “I HAVE A NEVER-ENDING NEED FOR ATTENTION, BUT IT’S NEVER THE RIGHT KIND OF ATTENTION.”—Matthew Perry “If I lose, it’s rigged, if I win, it’s fine.”— Satirist John Oliver on Republicans and voting “AFTER DECIDING TO KEEP OUR RELATIONSHIP PRIVATE, WE OPENED THE DOORS ON A SPECIAL DAY.”—Former Miss Argentina Mariana Varela on marrying former Miss Puerto Rico Fabiola Valentín…
