THE SCAM MA’AM!
Answering her phone one day, my sassy septuagenarian friend Ann was ready for her sneaky scammer, determined not to be another victim. As he spoke, she quickly interrupted him, saying, “I’m not interested. I don’t want to engage with you.” There was dead silence and then this panicky retort from the caller, “I no engage you, if I engage you, I must marry you and I don’t want to do that!” Ann laughed as she heard a click as he cut the call.
Norah, via email
WHAT PRICE FOR GRANDDAD?
Young son had been soundly scolded by Granddad, and later, while reading the paper, came across this advertisement: ‘For sale, clock, grandfather, price £30.’ “Crikey, Mum, here’s a clock and a grandfather for sale,” he said, then…
