IRISH COFFEE, PLEASE
Finishing the day with a few whiskies is common for 99-year-old Gran, but recently she felt a little guilty when one of the guests at a barbecue asked her how much she drank. Much to the family’s surprise, she later asked for a coffee but, cheekily, as the guests got caught up in conversation, she gleefully tipped some whisky into said coffee!
The Observer, Motueka
NOSEY
My friend was very ill with sinusitis and tried explaining this to her daughter. However, the young girl obviously didn’t get the message. She told her friends, “Mummy has a scientist up her nose!”
Topsy, Stratford, November 21, 2005
DEM BONES
My two daughters, aged seven and nine, had been watching
Shortland Street with me when someone remarked there were “skeletons…
