WINNER
SPACE INVADER!
My poor nephew is in a quandary. He is only seven, but when asked by his uncle what he wanted to be when he grew up, without hesitation he replied, “An astronaut!” Immediately, his father spoke up, saying, “Come on son, keep your feet on the ground!”
Archie’s Aunt, Gore
UNFAIR
My grandson (4) enjoyed sleeping with his parents and most nights managed to creep in beside them. At last he was told by his dad if his playmates found out he would be nicknamed Mummy’s Boy, to which he replied, “You’re a bigger boy than me and nobody calls you Mummy’s boy!”
M, Christchurch, June 12, 1995
BOOK ‘EM
My husband was discussing an “incident” that had broken out at a sporting event with another dad.…
