FROM THE ARCHIVES
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I am very fond of probiotic yoghurt, but it can have a downside, one which was demonstrated recently when
I attended a sports event for my grandson, Nathan. Everyone present was very polite after a very noisy fart escaped, until two-year-old Blake, my other grandson, quite innocently asked in a very loud voice, “What was that noise?”
Jennifer, Hamilton
PRAISE INDEED
My niece, a schoolteacher, was on a weekend trip with her class. They were all going for a swim and everyone, including teacher, was dressed in togs. My niece noticed a young lad gazing at her legs in awe. “Gee miss,” he said. “You’ve got legs just like Bryan Williams!” What greater praise could you get from a 10-year-old!
Arabrab, Hawera, May…
