UPFRONT KID
Mum was driving with Miss Six in the front, so dad sat in the back with Miss Four. Getting used to her front-seat status, Miss Six piped up with, “Dad, can I call you Grant now?” A bit stunned, Dad replied, “Pardon?” Miss Six repeated her request, and Dad answered with a wry smile and a shake of the head, “No way, you still call me Dad!”
Catherine, Bulls, October 11, 2010
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
I had occasion to visit the Christchurch District Courthouse with my two-year-old grandson recently. Once we got there, the irony of the words on the shirt he was wearing hit me. They stated, “It wasn’t me!”
Gma, Waimate
GALACTIC INQUIRY!
Miss Four was in an apparently philosophical mood the other day and…
