OVER NOT UNDER!
My lovely three-year-old granddaughter, holding my hand, stopped halfway up a steep embankment we’d decided to climb at our local park. Looking most concerned she asked, “Can you do it, Nan Nan?” I replied with the old adage, “I’m not over the hill yet, darling.” Her response, “You want me to push you then, Nan Nan?” I nearly fell down, I was laughing so much!
Nan Te Clark, Auckland
BURNING ISSUE
After a fiery Spanish meal one night, my husband locked himself in the loo. Our son (6) was worried. “Dad, what’s going on?” he asked. “Dad just needs to be in the bathroom,” my husband replied. “Oh, I get it,” our son said. “You have a ‘spicy bottom’.”
Wild West, Auckland, June 2, 2014
SPECIAL CHEESES…
