Dear Santa, It’s nearly Christmas and this is what I want: stylish, high-end, purpose-built raised vegetable bins that are sustainable, cruelty free, animal and insect friendly and completely pest-proof. Also, since you forgot it again last year, the swimming pool.
Thanks, Santa!
Nobody ever gives me gifts for the garden. This is because, a friend told me, it would be like choosing a dress for Karen Walker. You’d worry it would never be right. Not true in my case, I promise.
Actually, I don’t have a big appetite for garden gifts, so if you’ve been searching the internet for something really clever, please don’t buy me a motorised garden seat I can summon with a button on my trowel, a bluetooth speaker disguised as a snapdragon, or an app. Any…