THAT FIZZY FEELING
When my daughter was young she loved fizzy lemonade but was only allowed it occasionally as we told her fizzy drinks aren’t good for you. One day, Miss Three was caught sneaking a drink of lemonade at breakfast. Later that same day, worried, she piped up with, “I have fizzy lemonade in my foot.” She had pins and needles!
MS Bop, Papamoa
ON A ROLL
One day, Grandma was in the bank filling out a deposit slip when she accidentally wrote the wrong amount. “Oh goodness,” she exclaimed, “I’ve lost my marbles!”
“Excuse me Grandma,” came the polite voice of her grandson as he glanced around the floor, looking for them, “What colour are they?”
Buddy, Auckland, April 10, 2000
SECRETS REVEALED
An elderly neighbour was no…
