SWEET SIBLINGS
My six-year-old son was eating lollies when his three-year-old sister pleaded, “Can I have some?” Reluctanly, he handed one over, but as he did, it fell to the ground! “Remember the 10-second rule,” big bro counselled. They both stood over it, counting to 10, before little sister grabbed the lolly and popped it into her mouth.
Leela, Auckland
AUTO IMMUNE
Nephew, aged four, who is very motor-minded, appeared to be taking considerable time to swallow his vitamin capsule. In answer to his mother’s inquiry as to whether he had swallowed it yet, he replied, “I can’t seem to get it in reverse.”
Not in Gear, Christchurch, June 6, 1966
FILTHY RICH
We had purchased a rather expensive bronze ornament.
I suggested giving it a clean but my husband…
