BIRD STRIKES AGAIN
Your Over the Teacups piece “Talk is cheep” (13.11.17) took me back many years ago to when my mother used the same expression. One day, she accused me of something and when I asked her how she knew, she replied, “A little bird told me.” Most indignantly, I said, “Well, that bird is a big fibber because I did not!”
Val, Dargaville
WEIGHTY ISSUE
When at a friend’s house, a small girl who had been looking at her grandfather suddenly said, “Granddad, why haven’t you got any hair?” Amused by the question, her grandfather replied, “Well, it’s too heavy to carry around all the time.”
Vicky, September 19, 1960
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“Why are you changing your job?” we asked the newsboy. “This one’s good isn’t…
