WATCH YOUR MOUTH
While leaving the supermarket car park one weekend with my four-year-old nephew, I was blocked by an inconsiderate driver. I swore under my breath but quickly turned to him and said, “Sorry, mate.” He looked me in the eye and said, “Uncle, what comes out of your mouth goes into my head.” Had to tell his mum, red-faced I might add.
R Crump, Whangarei
SENSELESS
I left a note asking my son to vacuum from the kitchen to his bedroom. On arriving home, I asked my husband, “He hasn’t done the vacuuming, has he?” He replied, “Yes, but he only did from the kitchen to his bedroom – exclusive.” What happened to common sense?
Gezina, Auckland, September 22, 1997
WATCH THAT NEEDLE
Puss was off her food…
