NASAL KNOWLEDGE
My three-year-old grandson – who doesn’t like spiders – said to his father, “Dad, you have got spiders.” His dad said, “No, I haven’t, where are they?” Grandson replied, “They’re up your nose ‘cos I can see their legs.”
Nan, Blenheim
PUPPY LOVE
While eating a burger, my six-year-old granddaughter said, “I’m going to be a vegetarian!” Admiring her choice at such a young age, I began to talk about vegetarianism. “I only wanted to make puppies better,” she said. I think veterinarian was the word she wanted!
June, Australia, September 22, 1997
LOVELY SIGNERY
A new hamburger bar called The Gorge Inn runs an advert in one of our local newspapers, but one Dear Old Soul says she thinks it’s an invitation to go in and eat…
