A SPELL FOR... MAN. CITYC
Abracadabra, Alacazee,This is a spell for Man. City.Foden’s eyebrow,Haaland’s ponytail,This potion simply can't fail.Simmer a slice of Pep’s big brain (waah!),Pour in a litre ofManchester rain,Go on, take a sip,Just don’t be squeamish,Or you’ll be haunted…by Jack Grealish!
A SPELL FOR... TOTTENHAM
After 17 years,they broke the curse,Won a Europa League (you can do worse!),They bottled up Micky’s electric pace,Blended it with a Brennan brace.But now Spurs need another spell,‘Help us win the UCL!’Whisk up Romero, Kudus and Porro,Let it cool, until tomorrow.
Take it out from the fridge,it’s turned to puree,Out pops the ghost of Ange,who says… ‘G’DAY!’
A SPELL FOR... MAN. UNITED
A Brazilian star, a Belgian keeper,Save the team from the Grim Reaper,Put Garnacho and Hojlund into the pot,They’re cooking now (please can they not!),So…
