A SPELL FOR MAN. UNITED
Garnacho’s teeth, Casemiro’s head!Bring this team back from the dead!Grate one red card,A Bruno tackle,Stir it in and start to cackle!Boil three ex-gaffers!
Steam their souls,There’s only one way tobring the goals…Turn down the cauldron,Turn on the air fryer,Just start cookin’…Harry Maguire!
A SPELL FOR CHELSEA
To make a potion for Stamford Bridge,Open up the big blue fridge!Inside you’ll find the brain of a hero,Cole Palmer’s head is kept sub-zero!Defrost it, pop it in the pot!
Add Cucurella’s hair – just not the lot!Stir in Malo Gusto’s ’tache,You’ll get a gooey blue ganache!Sip this potion – don’t be sick!They’ll win the league witha cold free kick!
A SPELL FOR ARSENAL
Arteta’s nose hair, Saliba’s head,Make the Premier Leaguewinners RED!Boil a sock of Saka,Add the breath…
