Let’s face it: a bandage is hardly an accessory any of us want to wear. Jake (Jack Nicholson) in Chinatown, his nostril cut viciously from the inside with a knife, certainly doesn’t want to wear a plaster on his nose for the rest of the film. And the early 00s trend for wearing one on the upper cheekbone to look tough, is ill-advised to say the least.
It goes without saying, right? A plaster denotes a (minor) injury, a cut, scrape, or tiny burn, perhaps, that caught us unawares in the toing and froing of everyday life. If someone arrives with one on their finger, it mars any elegant manicure or pretty piece of jewellery. If someone arrives with one on their face, the first question, inevitably, is: “What the…
