I was watching the film Jupiter Ascending the way it was meant to be seen: via premium streaming service. It had something to do with Channing Tatum, rocket-powered rollerblades, Eddie Redmayne screaming while wearing a shower curtain, Sean Bean pretending to be half bee, and a breathless tussle to ensure the future of planet Earth. It was fun. But there was something odd about the experience, beyond the bee acting. This is a film in which, like so many before it, the fate of mankind hangs in the balance. Yet it was hard to suppress the thought: would it be so bad if we were all compacted and transformed into space crystals and ingested by intergalactic royalty to extend their lives? Maybe it’s what we deserve.
On the occasion of…