The new baby . . . tugs on my tail, shrieks a hurricane gale,
steals my mom’s lap for her afternoon nap,
laughs loud–GUFFAW!–as she steps on my paw,
gurgles and spits, gets applause when she sits.
But she . . .
strokes my soft coat, and she tickles my throat,
spills her milk–yum!–lets me lick off her thumb,
opens up drawers
I never sniffed in before,
howls in the moonlight and kisses me goodnight.
She’s still a bit soggy,but her first word was “doggy!”I guess she’s OK.The new baby can stay.…