ON THE BUNNY RANCH WEBSITE, GIRLS, BUNNIES, women, come in a variety of shapes, but are never fat. They offer a variety of breast sizes, from fake triple Ds, to natural Cs, to very small, like double A. They are either Asian or white, never Latina or Black, which I’d have called problematic the first day Josh and I browsed if I’d had the energy. I said something to that effect and Josh said, “It’d be a start,” and his voice sounded afraid like, where do I even begin?
We scrolled for hours before we found Willow, the last bunny left after I vetoed other options: girls in their early 20s riding horses in push-up bras, or dancing on poles, or dressed in Khaleesi cosplay. Girls who, beneath layers of…
