PRIORITIES
Overheard at a show, a rider's mother asking if she wanted food. Rider demurred as “If I eat, I'll throw up”. “Make sure it's over the side so it doesn't get on the horse,” replied Mum. All about priorities.
HAIR
Overheard, a rider marvelling at moulting, in a native with Cushing's. “Even the birds are turning their beaks up now,” she lamented. Washing machine's loving it though, right?
TUCKING IN
Ascot winner Farhh To Shy boasted quarter marks spelling “Cake”. At home, if one falls off, one brings in cake. “She brought in A LOT of cake,” an insider revealed. Ouch.
WARMING UP
Overheard at a dressage show, a rider asking the time as she exited the car. “You're on in eight minutes,” said her groom. “Oh good,” the…