▲ GENIUS
An Icelandic tourist board service for holidaymakers routes work email messages to a horse, who types out-of-office replies. These, apparently, range from “þþ njifai=’.,,lmbmbnbbhgycdrg zw” to the succinct “þnjifai\’ /.p, oii9unnbhvggyvgjhbjm, kf o/’k;, i, mumnf).” Brilliant.
▲ SUCCESS
In some Indian towns, teachers are known to refer to under-performing students as “only fit to rear donkeys”. One local dropout set up a “palace” for donkeys and is now selling their milk for 7,000 rupees per litre to make cosmetics. Well played, that man!
▲ ACCIDENTAL DRESSAGE
A showjumper who had never felt passage was both pleased to have done it, and relieved to survive the five motorbikes, two horses and pack of dogs that inspired it. “We had a good gallop, too, ” she said. No doubt.
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