IDAHO
Keep your shirts on, Idahoans, and better remove those dangling faux scrotums called “truck nuts” from your trailer hitches, or else find them some little truck-hitch briefs. Gov. Brad Little, R, signed House Bill 270, an update to Idaho’s indecent exposure law, and it went into effect almost immediately — through an emergency clause, mind you — back in March. If you’ve ever needed clarification about what cannot be bared in public — at least in Idaho — the revisions are specific, if somewhat fixated on certain secondary sexual characteristics, i.e., “female breasts, male breasts altered to look like female breasts” and/or “artificial breasts,” as well as “toys or products that resemble genitals,” the Idaho Capital Sun reports. Breastfeeding in public is still legal (for now, anyway). The updates…