■ It is a sad fact of life that the world of fishing is permeated with drugs. It is not something we talk about, but it is time we did. We can no longer lollygag around, pretending the problem doesn’t exist; it does, and it is the duty of every single one of us to make ourselves aware of these tendrils of evil creeping into our once proud sport, and to stamp out this pernicious epidemic that threatens to: lay to waste this country’s impressionable youth, our mothers, apple pie, the American flag, truth, justice, The American Way, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, Cub Scouts, International-Harvester Scouts, J. Edgar Hoov—
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I get carried away sometimes. I had a cup of coffee this morning, to jump-start my brain,…