To the Editor, Hawaii Fishing News
Dear Chuck,
Thank you for accepting and publishing my story in the October issue. In case you were wondering, I am completely recovered. Well, almost. I am still singing falsetto. But the hormone shots are beginning to work. In fact, I had an interesting conversation with my doctor about the whole dual-sexuality bit as it related to the psychology of fishing. He kept putting his hand on my knee. And, yeah, now that you mention it, he did speak with a lisp. Hmmmm. 1 think maybe I’ll change doctors. I’m really glad I wrote you, Chuck. Thanks a lot. But I digressed. Where was I?
Oh, yeah. I was saying, I don’t think I can write for your paper anymore. No, no, it’s not…