I once had a ‘psychic’ tell me success would come once I’d popped out a few babies. “Spirit wants you to have it all,” she told me brightly, while I shrank back into my seat. “There are three souls waiting for you.”
Three? I mean, fuck. I have severe doubts about psychics in general, especially the ones who channel invisible guides, but lady, read the room. I chose not to dim her enthusiasm by telling her that, while I think rugrats are cute, I wasn’t even sure I wanted a baby, let alone a minivan full of them.
Instead, I played along as she continued to paint my future life, and my future children’s personalities, then left with regret about more than just my unshakeable interest in the mystical forces…