Innholdsfortegnelse for July 2019 i FHM Australia (Archive)

DJ BBQ SAYS… “If you like your meat freakin’ fast and so delicious you start to wonder if you’ve died and woken up on Planet DamnThat’sTasty, I’m about to blow your mind. You’re gonna want to throw down my unbelievable pig wings at your next cook out, then witness them smashing your summer with a slam of awesomeness. “The beauty in these bodacious bad boys, beyond them being a double hit of pork, is that you can still put them together after a skinful of icy cool beers. Four ingredients, three minutes of prep time and goof-proof indirect cooking means that even if you’re slurring your words and falling over your own feet, you’re gonna nail these and maintain your reign at the grill.” THE RECIPE Takes: 45 minutes Ingredients:…

Anastasia Rafalovskaya – is a TV presenter, chief editor of Ballare magazine, model. Anastasia leads a healthy lifestyle, she is actively involved in sports and maintains a healthy lifestyle through proper nutrition. Since 2016, she has been the ideological inspirer and leader of the independent glamorous publication Ballare. The main focus of the publication is the success stories of young professionals, a lively look at fashion and art. Anastasia herself is inspired by people of action - by courageous creative people, such as herself, who do not see any barriers in front of themselves. Her future plans, the launch of a new exclusive project, the details of which she is still keeping a secret.…

1.93% Stick of lip balm 10.61% Nokia 3210 64.81% Standard sausage (before cooking) 20.70% Relay race baton 1.95% Sainsbury’s baguettine Am I big enough? What is big enough? It’s been the throbbing question on every man’s mind since our club-carrying ancestors first painted massive Johnsons on cave walls in the dark. Recently, the British Journal of Urology finally cast light on man’s oldest insecurity. They laboriously measured 15,521 penises – both hard and soft – in a bid to “reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range.” The answer? 5.16 inches erect, and 3.6 inches flaccid. There, now you know – we’ll leave the maths to you.…

In 2009, Ben Southall, then 34, from Petersfield, Hampshire, beat nearly 35,000 applicants to win a dream job’ as caretaker of Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef “Waking up every day looking across the Coral Sea from up high in my $3.5 million villa was an incredible pleasure and I’d often have to pinch myself to confirm it was for real. In six months I visited over 60 different islands, dived at over 100 locations on the Great Barrier Reef, flew helicopters and met Hollywood’s glitterati on the red carpet in LA. “But paradise has its downsides. In the final week of my job, I was stung by a tiny, deadly jellyfish called an Irukandji and spent the next eight hours in hospital on a cocktails of drugs while…

he two things I’m interested in are politics and sport. And if you look at them both, what unites them? Winning. I probably don’t need to tell you I’m competitive about everything. This idea that it’s not about the winning has always struck me as ludicrous. It is about the winning. If you don’t win, you can’t do anything. There’s a quote from athlete Haile Gebrselassie towards the end of my book, Winners And How They Succeed. He’s been a winner in sport, a successful businessman and he’s now going into politics, so if anyone knows about competing and achieving success it’s him. He said: “If you can’t win, what is the point?” “You always get a buzz from winning. Winning is everything”Record-breaking jockey and BBC Sports Personality of the…

A TRUE BBQ NEVER DIES. THE EMBERS GO OUT, THE COALS (OR FANCY CHERRY SMOKE WOODCHIPS) GET CHUCKED, THE DISHES ARE WASHED AND THE CANS RECYCLED, BUT THE ESSENCE OF THE THING LIVES ON INSIDE EVERY MAN THAT WAS PRESENT. IN THAT RESPECT, IT’S A BIT LIKE WAR. BUT INSTEAD OF THE DEAFENING RATTLE OF ASSAULT RIFLES AND BELLOWING DRILL SERGEANTS, YOU GET THE SIZZLE OF SAUSAGE MEAT AND THE GENTLE, SEMI-PISSED CONVERSATIONAL BABBLE OF OLD ACQUAINTANCES. MUCH NICER. THING IS, THERE ARE BBQS AND THEN THERE ARE BBQS. AND WE VERY MUCH WANT YOUR GRILL-OUT TO BE OF THE LATTER VARIETY. THE THE AWESOME KIND. THE KIND THAT GO DOWN IN CULINARY HISTORY. THE KIND THAT PEOPLE DON’T MENTION WITHOUT INTO A NOSTALGIC SWEAT, COMPLETE WITH TEARS FORMING IN…

You probably had a moment just like it. It was probably when you were at school. The realisation – usually pointed out by someone else – that something about you wasn’t normal. Maybe it was the number of showers you took a day. Or the way you ate. Perhaps you didn’t care about the same things as everyone else. Whatever it was, it made you feel different. Hopefully, you’ll have realised by now that there’s nothing wrong with being different. In fact, here at FHM, we celebrate weirdness, individuality and the fact that some of us actually genuinely enjoy country music, thanks very much. Having said that, it’s a basic human desire to want to know everyone else’s business. How often do your mates wash their sheets? Is MILF porn…

Jonah Falcon, 47, from New York, owns the world’s largest penis. It is 9.5 inches (24cm) flaccid and 13.5 inches (34cm) when erect “I first realised my penis was above average size when I measured myself at the age of 10. I was 8in hard and didn’t think anything of it to be quite honest. My schoolmates were, of course, amazed the first time they saw it in the changing rooms. “Are there downsides to having a big penis? Well, sometimes it will dip into the toilet water, which can be problematic in certain cases. “Sex in general isn’t really a problem, though oral sex can be challenging. I’m thicker than my wrist and some scrape teeth on it. I seldom get fully erect when someone is blowing me because…

“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”, is a mantra that’s always helped the nation leave work a little earlier on a Friday to head to their local watering hole for a much-needed pint. It’s an excuse that doesn’t always fly with your boss but when it does, your minor victory against ‘the man’ makes that nectar taste all the sweeter. Cornwall, the southern-most county in England, is a land where that chilled-out attitude is 24/7. If the surf’s up, you’re late for work. If the farmer’s cows are in the road, you’re working from home. If a Cornishman tells you he’ll “be with you dreckly, me ‘ansum”, he means he’ll be with you when he’s damn well ready, you good-looking gent. This mellow attitude is the reason why so many amazing craft…

SIGNS SHE’S INTO YOU #1 THE HAIR TWIRLER Girls do this automatically, and you’ll see this when she is feeling nervous. Good nervous, though, not bad nervous. “It’s probably one of the first signs you’ll want to see on a date, but if you get it, it means you’re off to a good start.” SIGNS SHE’S INTO YOU #2 THE 24-HOUR TEXTER The first text you get from a girl is actually from about five girls. All her friends have helped put that message together. “The fact she’s messaging you shows you’re worth the effort. Don’t ‘play it cool’ by waiting to text back – that’s for losers.” SIGNS SHE’S INTO YOU #3 THE BIG SPENDER I’m pretty good at showering my boyfriend in gifts – I like to spoil…

ESCAPE THE CROWD Rome’s tourist hotspots are too often an obstacle course of flailing selfie sticks and touchy-feely tour guides. Head over to Trastevere, an old medieval district across the river. We chilled by the fountain in Piazza Santa Maria with a tasty Italian craft beer, gorging on gnocchi while the sun went down and the shutters shot up, revealing Rome’s best party spot. Know before you go Travel Rome has two airports: Fiumicino and Ciampino. Stay We stayed at the Duca D’Alba, situated slap-bang next to the Coliseum. Drink Even the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu tastes like nectar of the gods. Meet some gelato geniuses Weave your way through cobblestone streets towards Fatamorgana, the city’s most famous ice-cream parlour. It’s not only cheap, but it also…

The veggie teetotaler Don’t drink? Fine, whatever. Don’t meat? Each to their own. But if you do neither then you have no place at a murder-flavoured liver-destruction party. We’re all going to be over here, staggering around and swearing, covered head to toe in blood and grease, and you’re going to be over there, tsk-ing at everyone through a grilled pepper. Booo to you. Mr Man Vs Food This greedy trough-pig views a barbecue as a competitive eating competition: you’ll clock him goal-hanging around the barbie in his elasticated trackie bottoms, eyeing up every freshly cooked item and patting his pork-warped belly as he blurps, “Seriously, I couldn’t – although, maybe just a couple of those wings, eh?” He’ll cost you a small fortune in Taste The Difference burgers alone.…

“Masturbating is perfectly normal. It does not make you blind or give you hairy palms and is not addictive. “I treat a lot of men for stress-related issues and one of the first questions I always ask is, ‘Do you masturbate?’ The answer is overwhelmingly ‘yes’. Masturbation is one of mankind’s basic tools to self-soothe – a fundamental ability that humans have to survive life. It relieves stress, calms, and creates pleasure. “It is not possible to wank too much. It only becomes a problem when it’s your only tool to deal with anxiety. It’s important to have other stress relievers in your life, such as exercise or sex. There is another issue: a lot of men feel guilty or ashamed about it. The classic scenario is when a woman…

“When I tell people I’m a naturist, they giggle. In the UK, more than any other Western European country, there is embarrassment about the body. We’re bombarded with images that tell us what is beautiful but the truth is, we’re all beautiful. You don’t have to live in a box just because your abs aren’t as chiselled as David Beckham’s. “And when it comes to the human body, there is no such thing as normal. We are all different. In a naturist environment you will see tall, short, fat and thin people, big breasts and small penises. Nobody’s judging each other out and nobody’s embarrassed. “Nudity does not have to always imply sex. Even when we have our pounding discos at our events (something everyone should try!) there are lots…

01 Caligula Proclaimed himself a god before installing his favourite horse as a senator. Once he ran out of fighters in the coliseum, he decided to feed the first five rows of the audience to the lions just for shits and giggles. 02 Nero Drove his subjects into abject poverty in order to build himself a massive garden. Legend has it that during the Great Fire of Rome, Nero celebrated all the death and destruction by climbing a hill and playing the fiddle. 03 Elagabalus Whored himself around brothels, executing anyone who spurned his advances. Took the crown at 14 before being assassinated at 18, leading historians to think he might have been the most irritating teenager of all time. 04 Commodus Loved gladiatorial games so much that he took…